Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't think this was gonna be hard but it, it is. Um...
I told him to stop fucking around.
- What do you mean? - Are you fucking her?
Um, I know Susie Greene, by the way,
- I don't care for it. - Okay.
Britney wanted to listen in on the conversation,
LEON: I can't believe how House Husband is catching on.
- Yes. Yes. I started on my own... - Really?
Mm-hmm. I have my retainer.
for my comments about the, uh, the March sisters.
That's all I needed to--
- Oh, my God. -(DEIDRE CHUCKLING)
You will not know I'm here. Do you have the NHL package?
Yeah, so uh, I'm a little out of commission
Let me apologize. I'll apologize.
in your fucking white condition. Now, if I was with you,
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Today, I promise to show that same care
- so he has to come back. - IRMA: So, what are they gonna do?
- Why do you care? - I don't.
- and the market salad. - Thank you.
getting under the blanket and cozying up with Marmee.
- Uh, it's a joke. It's a joke. - Um, great to meet you, Larry.
- Okay. Yeah. - You'll erase it?
If this isn't the worst p-- party in your life?
Stay in your lane. That's fucking racist.
- IRMA: Yeah. - LARRY: You're on the council.
- Videographer. - LARRY: Oh, great. Come on in.
- IRMA: Yeah. - How are you enjoying the wine?
Well, that's crazy. They see you coming a mile away,
- Don't touch that. Don't touch that. - He's futzing with it.
(EXHALES, SNIFFS) It's fine.
SCOTT: We wanted to do
You don't need to host! I'll just sit here and guest.
-(LARRY CHUCKLES) - What is it? Give it to me.
- LARRY: Mm. Yeah. -...in my lilac.
- for house husband. -"House husband?"
I thought you told the plumber how to fix this.
- That would be fantastic. - Okay, I gotta go. I gotta get
is that what you trying to tell me?
Oh, my God. He comes in, you know,
It's better than I expected.
TED DANSON: Thank you.
you know, housewives. (CHUCKLES)
- That was Deidre. - Oh.
Come on and watch!
Me, myself and I. And as far as insects,
Tell her the truth.
that I can get gouged like that.
-(GRUNTS) - Isn't that how a line works?
- SCOTT: (ON TV) I promise... - SCOTT: He's like, legit moved.
- LARRY: Yes. - LEON: That's right.
off of my husband, you homewrecker! You whore!
about where you're gonna go, what you're gonna eat,
Why is she on the phone?
-(ELECTRICITY FLICKERS) -(SCREAMS, GRUNTS, GROANS)
But-- So, we're just still getting prepped here, we're not--
LEON: Oh, it's Cheryl. "I need the house husband."
those March sisters. Boy, do they get on my nerves.
I got upset, so she gave me the wrong time.
to that goddamn shelf, and hang it up.
Um... (HESITATES)
DEIDRE: This is so bizarre.
- Really? - With the bangs, cute. Cute.
What's really going down?
- and be using it all the time. - Well, that's a brilliant move.
IRMA: What do you mean he can't figure it out?