Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is there no creative realm these sisters can't conquer?
I don't really care, I'm gonna set up in the living room.
Imagine if he was bald, what I could've done?
-(WHISPERS) Hey... can I talk to you for a second?
I will read through that bullshit.
Enjoy, I'll be back in a bit.
- It's crazy, makes no sense-- - Can I borrow your toothbrush?
JEFF GREENE: You're gonna get that law repealed, I know it.
you're not one to go canvassing.
who knows a little bit about everything
in your fucking white condition.
- to just move up? - Yeah, in a second.
- Thank you. Um-- - Oh! Y-- you're welcome.
- Right. -...like a normal person.
You have somebody like me around, who knows shit.
I really wish you'd watch your language around her.
(IRMA CRUNCHING)
- Yes. - I apologize...
Okay. What a strange individual.
Sir, listening in on Deidre's phone calls
(MOANS)
- And I love that about you. - I would rather masturbate
- Hmm. It is racist. - What?
I'll be fine. I will disappear.
I couldn't believe it.
DIERDRE: We met at a conference...
this position for a...
- I'm fine. How-- Nice to see you, too. - So good to see you.
- Oh. What's this? - There it is.
- What? - I stack two on top of each other,
-(HESITATES) -(IRMA GRUNTING)
- We got off on the wrong foot. - LARRY: Yeah, we did.
I have to keep on getting ready, so.
- Hey, Irma. - Oh.
all you need is a little bit of insecticide.
- Fuck, yeah. - You don't have a handsome card.
I have to text my mom. I have to tell her
- in the upstairs bedroom. - LEON: Whoa, whoa. Hold on, playboy.
After seeing that movie, I'm never eating octopus again.
- Hey, Susie. - Hi, how's everything going
Thank you. That means a lot that you would apologize.
-I promise to listen... - DEIDRE: I loved your vows.
I would never go into somebody's house
- Yeah. - Drains, ramps, composts.
She's my assistant, Larry. She takes notes,
but don't mess with our thermostat."
that my mom found him.
What would you advise me? Would you advise me to tuck?"
Once you start voting, there's taxes,
I know but we got this.
-(PHONE RINGING) - The situation's being resolved.
SCOTT: I don't know why he's not just sitting
♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- IRMA: I changed in my car. - Oh, you did?
Hey, we still need to talk.
- There were no tuckers in the family? - No, look I--
- Carly likes that? - I kinda think it's adorable.
I can get past that, but I don't think
"Make yourself at home" so literally.
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