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I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word "sad."
I always get this way in the fall. Summer's gone, the days are shorter.
in the esteemed "Doctors Without Borders" programme.
Oh, my God. OK, fine. Look, you go to Mexico, OK?
Plus, I woke up and cried because I thought I was getting wrinkles,
for that trip to Mexico.
Hola, K-Dog.
- Let me explain. I... - Go ahead. I'm mopping.
I missed my baby's first steps.
- I don't know. - It was rhetorical.
but I just really like being there for people.
- Really? - Gladly.
That's just the way it goes.
Dr Cox let me tell a woman that her husband's dying.
Who can say no to 49-cent cheeseburgers?
He's having some problems.
Or it's his "There's a sale on lotion" dance.
to make up some lame excuse and leave.
But still, you might be better served,
their spouses are going to die?
Mind you, it's only five stories high,