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Professor: Quickly, into the ship's basement!
Honestly, that went better than I expected.
by a mysterious tile-work graffiti artist.
(Crowd gasps)
And finally the burger was finished. It had meat cheese lettuce tomatoes ketchup mustard and mayonnaise. See, I know that’s a lot. But we have a song to help us remember.
Holidays over Colleges are starting
God, what a wuss.
Leela: Bender, be careful!
Thanks, guys.
(Whistling)
At Boeing, we believe the best way to prepare children for success is by nurturing their curiousity and enthusiasm for learning.
So, it's a stone.
(Shrieks) Attagirl.
It's probably a firestorm.
THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED!!! THIS MEANS NO TOYS, NO HELMET, NO PENCIL, NO TV, NO CAT PIANO, NO HAPPY MEALS, NO COMPUTER, AND NO MORE HOP HOP!! YOU WILL EAT YOUR GREEN BEANS AND STOP CUSSING!!! This show sucks.
Hey, hot stuff, I'm Larry the murder burglar.
(Voice breaks): for a robot!
Margarita et cetera... Bender leave Leela alone. Once an immigrant, always an immigrant!
developing a poison to wipe out
You're just jealous, 'cause you've never known true love.
Wong ranch no brokebacking
Nobody move or sweet cheeks here gets it.
That's him!
Time TO BEAT HIM HIS RIGHTS
Radio deejay: And now, a long-distance dedication
Can't we go to bed?
Futurama is brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings, Wings, Beer, Sports, by MetroPCS, wireless for all, by Universal Studios Hollywood, by AT&T: The Nation's largest 4G network. Rethink possible, and by Hershey's Milk Chocolate. Pure delicious milk chocolate. Pure Hershey's.
We are farmers, bum-pa-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Call 1-800-604-8094 to see how much you can save on your auto insurance.
Bye Peter! Hi Uncle Peter.
- Three! - I'm ready for the countdown!
This is fun! Define fun.
I'm our A in the hole!
Cuddle, Cuddle with your demons
#loveyou #excuseme #whatever #yougotthis PETER AND JEROME HOLDING HANDS
Oop, that's Bender's ringtone.
(All cheering)
Hey Leela. I loved watching Sharon Lois and Bram too. Yeah. This looks cool. I like the fact that both you and Leela watched them over Barney & Friends.
(Grunting)
THATS IT!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING NIGGER SEXY GROUNDED FOR NIGGA STATION 4 YEARS!!!! TODAY IS YOUR FUCKING NIGGER SEXY VICIOUS PUNISHMENT DAY!!!!! This show sucks.
Sunny 95 came to Planet Express to record the crew doing the Pledge of Allegiance. Let’s take a look at that. I’m Bender, and this is the crew from Planet Express in the 31st Century.
- Oy, this guy. - The good book sayeth...