Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I dunno about this. - It's just a dinner.
- "Yes Sir, That's My Baby." - "No sir, don't mean maybe."
I’m difficult
Me every night now
What do you mean? I can remember. Amanda Rice.
And you're about to give the Knicks their first championship since 1973.
- You do? - Yes.
Someone is staring at you in Personal Growth.
Yeah.
I hear he's fine.
She said, “Ted Kennedy was shot?”
- Yes. - Sure you do. A fleeting thought...
♪ They're writing songs of love, but not for me
Oooh that’s harsh
Would you two like to sit together?
I'm going to get up for some water, so it's really no trouble.
Emily is "Aunt Emily?"
I have decided that for today...
and over here we have contestant number 8... well i'll just push in with my gayles!
- Big jerk. - Little creep.
- Thanks for the ride. - Yeah. It was interesting.
No, it's just a different perspective.
He didn't love me.
He just spent $120 on a new nightgown for his wife.
Maybe it just means we should remember that we forgot them, or something.
Maybe she doesn't think I'm attractive.
test 123
- Which one am I? - The worst kind.
I think restaurants have become too important.
- Don't tell me. - OK, there's this guy.
"This'll be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave."
He rips off my clothes.
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland
No, they all wanna have sex with you.
everyone not voting Biden no one thinks he's ever gonna be POTUS
Yeah. Plus, you get to a certain point where you get tired of the whole thing.
"And then he said “I have some news."
Particularly, the coconut soaks up a lot, so it's important
Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.
Well, I’ve had a few days to get used to it, and I feel OK.
then add a splash of Bloody Mary mix, just a splash,
They're high maintenance, but they think they're low maintenance.
- Have you been sleeping? - Why?
We drove from Chicago to New York together after graduation.
- Pepper. - Pepper!
He just met her!
Sally?
Never looked like a baby to me.
Nobody has ever quoted me back to me before.
And it was 34 years later that I was walking down Broadway...
- Hi. - Hello.
What did I say? You said "what are you doin' after?"
I am sure that you and I would drift apart.
♪ Potato, pot-ahto
We're talking dream date compared to my horror.
With whom?
george we'll just get cigarettes and yank my eyebrows out of the smoke rings! boing yes faye you holshsye ksisiai from ginget's ciduddjs!
- "On the side" is a big thing for you. - I just want it the way I want it.
Did you look this good at the university?
Nothing personal, just something she's been thinking about.
That's the good thing about depression... You get your rest.
I don't think the FCM's ever gonna build new capacity
- You were gonna be a gymnast. - Journalist.
I hate you.
Are you saying I should marry quickly in case he's about to die?
I am 26 and can't remember the name of the girl...
- Because they... - Yes, because they...
and not worry about the kids walking in."
To Harry and Sally.
So, what are we gonna order?
Unless both are involved with someone. Then they can. I amend the earlier rule.
I guess we're not gonna be friends then.
- Don't you experience feelings of loss? - I don't have to take this crap.
He's too tall to talk to.
good job well done
That's the good thing about the Lego business- you get your rest.
I downshift into small talk and ask where she went to school.
- Oh, wait two minutes. - I'll call you tomorrow.
How do you expect me to respond to this?
- You went to bed with her?! - Sure.
Nobody has ever quoted me back to me before.
CUANDO LOS HIJOS VUELVEN A LA ESCUELA ¡QUE TRISTEZA QUE TERMINARON LAS VACACIONES!
Let's leave seven.
♪ Tomato, tom-ahto
"I am sure that you and I would drift apart."
I’ll listen to what she’s listening to
That was her name. Thank God.
And, although it's not widely known, it is also the season of groveling.
- Shel Gordon. - Shel. Sheldon?
What did I say? You said "what are you doin' after?"
You don't play squash.
Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.
You see?
- Marie, I'm not ready yet. - But you just said you were over him.
Because of God
And I’m gonna be 40!
- Hi, Harry. - I thought it was you.
my one girlfriend with kids, Alice...
the kids took every sexual impulse they had out of them.
But with Sally and me, we'd already heard each other's stories.
- You're wrong. - I'm not wrong. He wants her to leave.
Baby fish mouth! Baby fish mouth!
SHE'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE, IS SHE?
So, if you felt like calling me back...
Yeah.
I'll have what she is having.
♪ Call me
Well, he's the reason I became a writer, but that's not important.
- I don't know, but not this way. - Then how about this way?
- Days-of-the-week underpants? - Yes.
- So which one is she? - Attractive.
we would not be here today.
who's filling in for gillian southam? georgette mallard.
Liberal Mormon: "and that's when it hit me. The church is never going to leave their homophobia or misogyny." Ex-Mo: "Of course they're not."
Six years later you find yourself singing "Surrey with a fringe on top" in front of Ira!
Do you have any women friends, just friends?
The first time we met we hated each other.