Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He rips off my clothes.
- You're wrong. - I'm not wrong. He wants her to leave.
Never looked like a baby to me.
You don't play squash.
♪ Tomato, tom-ahto
- Oh, wait two minutes. - I'll call you tomorrow.
Sally?
I guess we're not gonna be friends then.
test 123
- You were gonna be a gymnast. - Journalist.
- You went to bed with her?! - Sure.
Nobody has ever quoted me back to me before.
What did I say? You said "what are you doin' after?"
I’ll listen to what she’s listening to
george we'll just get cigarettes and yank my eyebrows out of the smoke rings! boing yes faye you holshsye ksisiai from ginget's ciduddjs!
- Hi. - Hello.
and over here we have contestant number 8... well i'll just push in with my gayles!
To Harry and Sally.
The first time we met we hated each other.
Yeah.
- Yes. - Sure you do. A fleeting thought...
Yeah.
We're talking dream date compared to my horror.
then add a splash of Bloody Mary mix, just a splash,
I think restaurants have become too important.
Would you two like to sit together?
"I am sure that you and I would drift apart."
I'll have what she is having.
and not worry about the kids walking in."
I hear he's fine.
we would not be here today.
I am 26 and can't remember the name of the girl...
Nobody has ever quoted me back to me before.
Yeah. Plus, you get to a certain point where you get tired of the whole thing.
SHE'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE, IS SHE?
How do you expect me to respond to this?
That's the good thing about depression... You get your rest.
Let's leave seven.
Liberal Mormon: "and that's when it hit me. The church is never going to leave their homophobia or misogyny." Ex-Mo: "Of course they're not."
And it was 34 years later that I was walking down Broadway...
That's the good thing about the Lego business- you get your rest.
CUANDO LOS HIJOS VUELVEN A LA ESCUELA ¡QUE TRISTEZA QUE TERMINARON LAS VACACIONES!
- I dunno about this. - It's just a dinner.
Me every night now
Did you look this good at the university?
I have decided that for today...
With whom?
everyone not voting Biden no one thinks he's ever gonna be POTUS
♪ Call me
He just met her!
- Marie, I'm not ready yet. - But you just said you were over him.
- Shel Gordon. - Shel. Sheldon?
I hate you.
I'm going to get up for some water, so it's really no trouble.
Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.
- Days-of-the-week underpants? - Yes.
♪ Potato, pot-ahto
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland
She said, “Ted Kennedy was shot?”
Emily is "Aunt Emily?"
- Big jerk. - Little creep.
- Hi, Harry. - I thought it was you.
- Have you been sleeping? - Why?
Well, I’ve had a few days to get used to it, and I feel OK.
- So which one is she? - Attractive.
Are you saying I should marry quickly in case he's about to die?
Nothing personal, just something she's been thinking about.
Oooh that’s harsh
"And then he said “I have some news."
Maybe it just means we should remember that we forgot them, or something.
That was her name. Thank God.
Baby fish mouth! Baby fish mouth!
- I don't know, but not this way. - Then how about this way?
He's too tall to talk to.
- "On the side" is a big thing for you. - I just want it the way I want it.
No, they all wanna have sex with you.
♪ They're writing songs of love, but not for me
good job well done
- You do? - Yes.
who's filling in for gillian southam? georgette mallard.
So, if you felt like calling me back...
I am sure that you and I would drift apart.
- Because they... - Yes, because they...
He just spent $120 on a new nightgown for his wife.
Maybe she doesn't think I'm attractive.
So, what are we gonna order?
Particularly, the coconut soaks up a lot, so it's important
Well, he's the reason I became a writer, but that's not important.
But with Sally and me, we'd already heard each other's stories.
And I’m gonna be 40!
He didn't love me.
What do you mean? I can remember. Amanda Rice.
And you're about to give the Knicks their first championship since 1973.
Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.
- "Yes Sir, That's My Baby." - "No sir, don't mean maybe."
And, although it's not widely known, it is also the season of groveling.
I downshift into small talk and ask where she went to school.
my one girlfriend with kids, Alice...
- Don't tell me. - OK, there's this guy.
Do you have any women friends, just friends?
Six years later you find yourself singing "Surrey with a fringe on top" in front of Ira!
- Thanks for the ride. - Yeah. It was interesting.
- Don't you experience feelings of loss? - I don't have to take this crap.
No, it's just a different perspective.
Because of God
the kids took every sexual impulse they had out of them.
I’m difficult
Unless both are involved with someone. Then they can. I amend the earlier rule.
They're high maintenance, but they think they're low maintenance.
What did I say? You said "what are you doin' after?"
"This'll be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave."
- Which one am I? - The worst kind.
We drove from Chicago to New York together after graduation.
I don't think the FCM's ever gonna build new capacity
You see?
Someone is staring at you in Personal Growth.
- Pepper. - Pepper!