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I WILL NEVER WANT THAT WAGON WHEEL COFFEE TABLE

and it was just as though not a single day had gone by.

- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.

He's a good guy. You should talk to him.

♪ Have yourself a merry little Christmas

- Where's the bathroom? - Through that door, down the hall.

You realize that we could never be friends.

Maybe I only miss the idea of summer

You're wonderful.

- Why is this necessary in life? - I don't know.

You were the only person that I knew in New York.

I feel like I’m growing

Yeah. I was gonna tell you, but, I don't know,

Yeah, but he was too old to pick 'em up.

I love that it takes you 11/2 hours to order a sandwich.

- You find her attractive? - Yeah.

You made a woman meow?

You don't think I could tell the difference?

I'll have what Tampa's having

- Call me. - I'll call you as soon as I get there.

- If you're so worried, go see a doctor. - No, he'll just tell me it's nothing.

♪ And though if we ever part, that would break my heart

- Why? - Because eventually things move on...

- What'll you do? - I'll stay up and moan.

about who'll get this dish.

I went to bed at 7:30 last night... I haven’t done that since the third hrade

Well if you must know, he was very jealous and I had these days of the week underpants.

- I think they have an OK time. - How do you know?

No, I hated you. The second time we met, you didn't even remember me.

This stupid wagon-wheel, Roy Rogers Garage sale, coffee table!

Where was I? You were growing.

I love that you get cold when it's 71° out.

how to live my life by Miss Hospital Corners!

If you didn't, you wouldn't be with me. You'd be with Shel the Wonder Schlong.

- Helen went to Michigan State? - No, Northwestern.

She said they were up all night, they were both exhausted...

ever think about death?

'cause the sex part always gets in the way.

They're high maintenance, but they think they're low maintenance.

All men are sure it never happened to them and most women have done it...

Mourning Period

Then one day I was taking Alice's girl for the afternoon...

and a spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace."

I FORGOT. YOU'RE a man

You're right. I know you're right.

It's a monkey, a monkey. Monkey see, monkey do.

I hope she says it before I do.

Well, I don't feel like walking any more. I think I'll get a cab.

- ♪ Let's - ♪ Call it off!

Harry, come on, someone has to be on my side.

it used to be katrina work going for broke and not knowing anything about ham but she quit so it would be josephine mcgray taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

and they had a social one night, and he walked across the room.

Good. Then you're ready.

You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you!

We have known each other a month and neither of us wants to marry right now.

Oh, I went to bed with her.

- Pecan pie. - Pecan pie.

- I'm too structured. I'm closed off. - But in a good way.

♪ Our love is here to stay

- You should. - I would not be good for anybody now.

What's he look like?

♪ Could make me be true

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♪ You say ee-ther, I say either

- I love you. - I love you.

- We fell in love in high school. - Yeah, we were high-school sweethearts.

See, no, it has to go this way.

It's gonna be OK.

hating you might make it easier

- You think he's cute? - How do you know he's married?

we talked about it for a long time.

So I go to the door and there are moving men there.

the pressure of possible involvement is lifted.

I’m difficult

And two weeks later we were married.

I told you. We're just friends.

I got a 9.8 from the Canadian, a perfect 10 from the American...

then she tells you all her stories, you tell her all your stories.

- I moved to the Bronx when I was ten. - He lived on Fordham Road.

- Yes, I have. - No, you haven't.

it might have something to do with you.

What do I have to do, be hit on the head?

I don’t wanna spend my life in Casablanca...

Like I'm going to journalism school.

♪ Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry

♪ The somebody who

I was being nice!

that I planned to leave on the table

♪ To face unafraid the plans that we made

that drifts in and out of the transom of your mind. I spend days.

- A month. How did you know? - You take someone to the airport...

I haven't told you the bad part yet... What could be worse than chronic diarrhea?

- You tell her about other women? - Yeah.

I said I would, then I didn't.

Next day she says she's thought about it.

Are you gonna marry him?

I shouldn't have done it.

and you'll spend your life knowing that someone else

is married to your husband.

- You don't. - I do.

I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period.

She's in love with somebody else. Some tax attorney.

I will never want that wagon-wheel coffee table

- What? - They don't make Sunday.

Can't a man say a woman is attractive without it being a come-on?