Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We were married 40 years ago.
I haven't told you the bad part yet... What could be worse than foot fungus invading your mouth?
I mean, you have to admire people who can be that articulate.
See people! Have you slept with one person since Joe?
Yeah, I'm perfect.
But he was coming to talk to me, and he said...
But straw paper wrapper expansion is sweeping the nation!
Why Is this necessary in life?
I can just get it in under the wire.
Thank God he couldn't place me. I drove to New York with him five years ago...
♪ How to make two lovers
Ingrid Bergman. She's low maintenance.
who's filling in for ruby cutfield? gaisle gak.
- I didn't like you. - Yeah, you did.
Oat milk.
Who needs to be at a big, crowded party, pretending to have a good time?
♪ Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
Do we have to talk about this right now?
and some lime on the side.
and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6.
You got dick clark, that's tradition
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Oh!
we are going to talk like this.
It doesn’t work this way.
I see people!
I got so upset I had to leave the restaurant.
♪ Let's, let's call the whole thing
- Good. How you doin'? - Fine. I'm doin' fine.
You're right, you're right. I know you're right.
♪ But
- We'll find something. Great stuff. - Should have gone to the plant store.
Hey! Young brown man! Whoop! Mirrors!
He was on the third floor, I was on the 12th.
But it's there! It's just sitting there like this big dead end.
Sheldon?
How do you know?
Oh... I'm sorry. That's too bad.
OK.
Everyone NOT voting for Joe Biden No one thinks he's ever getting elected POTUS
♪ From now on our troubles will be out of sight
Would you like to have dinner? Just friends.
The chef's salad with the oil and vinegar on the side.
I gotta go.
♪ Could make me be true
He’s too tall to talk to.
Sorry, Harry. I know it's New Year's Eve, I know you're feeling lonely...
Harry, you have to try to find a way
I'm difficult.
- Do you have tea? - Industrial strength.
so you do the math.
He's cute.
♪ Yes, you like potato and I like pot-ahto
He was just the same.
I forgot. You're a man.
♪ It had to be you
SHE'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE, JUST LIKE HE'S NEVER GOING TO LEAVE HER
Give me a call.
- You do? - Yeah.
They had days of the week on them and I thought they were funny.
That way, if I die before I finish I know how it ends.
- Three months later we got married. - It only took three months.
No, I miss the whole Helen.
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They're high maintenance, but they think they're low.
I don't have to lie because I don't wanna get her into bed.
♪ I wandered around
But the truth is...
$6.90.
You made a woman meow?
♪ We're happy tonight
And I'm sitting on the phone thinking “I am over him, I really am over him...
♪ Make the yuletide gay
But "baby-fish mouth" is sweeping the nation. I hear them talking!
- Like this? - No. To repeat after me.
It might be months before we're able to enjoy going out with someone new.
Does Julian seem a little stuffy to you?
Yeah, it was.
I like you with no beard. I see your face.
♪ Or try to be boss
Why id this nessesary in life?
- What did I say? - You said "What are you doin' after?"
You know it better than anyone, 'cause after it happens you walk out!
and she can sublet his apartment.
What do you have? A hot date?
♪ So we'd better call, call it off, oh!
♪ Let’s call the whole thing off ♪
When your situationship says they can't hang out tonight...
Oh, no!
That's interesting.
- To partake. - To partake.
They just bought a dining-room table. His wife just spent $1,600 on a table.
But not beautiful, right?
And it's over 50 years later...
Call off the Dogs. The HUnt is Over.