Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, taxi! Taxi!

What d'ya mean how do I know? I know.

I also wrote "Pesto is the quiche of the '80s."

- Come on, stay. Please. - Thanks, Jess. I just... I have to go.

but you just can't show up,

I can't believe it's not butter.

Tell the truth.

We were in the cab playing I-spy.

barbies would work on the tables to crumble them. yes the plastic would bang into the casing.

Because it does!

even Ingrid Bergman, which is why she gets on the plane

I'm gonna start with the grilled radicchio.

go back to her place, have sex,

But you looked at me with these weepy eyes: "Don't go home. Hold me, Harry."

So I said "OK" to the man.

- Which part? - What I'm wearing.

- Yeah. - Seven, six, five, four...

I wouldn't get involved with her boyfriend.

Stupid wagon wheel coffee table

- Would you two like to sit together? - Great! Thank you.

"..and she says “I don't know if I wanna be married any more."

I love that you get a crinkle here when you look at me like I'm nuts.

When I buy a new book I always read the last page first. That, my friend, is a dark side.

And I started to cry. You know, I just started crying.

OK, so 15%o of my share is... 90.

You'd rather be in a passionless marriage...

- I don't understand this relationship. - What d'ya mean?

I'll have what she's having.

I didn't let it lie

You will never have to be out there again.

I worked for a prominent neurologist...

Another divorce.

"I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period."

You got dick clark, that's tradition

♪ Walking in a winter wonderland

- What can I get you? - I'll have a number three.

I think it's great that you have a date.

Everybody thinks they have good taste, but they couldn't all have good taste.

A kermit can do your taxes. If you need a root canal, Kermit's your man.

tell me 'cause I'll sign up.

Home, desperately wanna talk to me, but trapped under something heavy.

- What? - Nothin'. Nothin'.

- I'm not depressed. - OK. Fine.

- Did it work? - He never even came over.

An Im, definitely.

'Cause I haven't been sleeping. I really miss Helen.

- No, I'm not up to it. - I feel too awful.

- I don't see that. - You don't see that?

And the clock is ticking.

Well, that's great. Great.

- We were born in the same hospital... - In 1921.

I just want it the way I want it.

♪ And even be glad just to be sad

- OK? - Great! "Let it lie." That's my policy.

married to a man who runs a bar.

And the kitchen floor...?

he didn't wanna marry me.

♪ Potato, pot-ahto Tomato, tom-ahto

I'd like to propose a toast to Harry and Sally if Marie of i had found either of them even remotely attractive, we wouldn't be here today

♪ And could make me be blue...

That will prove I'm over Joe because I fuck somebody?!

- Pepper. - Pepper.

"I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period."

Well, she's young, but look what she's done.

- What? - I love you.

What are you trying to say?

I was with some girl I don't even remember.

And to consecrate their vows of matrimony.

See? I didn't let it lie.

- Harry Burns. - Harry. How ya doin'?

- Do you wanna go to sleep? - OK.

and I thought I'd remind you that it's the season of forgiveness.

- Also, he never remembers me. - Sally Albright.

yes beriel sermoqwk? what do you want? i want to put lighter fluid in jerosjsmxdj germosowkgangleonette.

- That's what I said. And? - I am a journalist. I work at The News.

But humpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name.

- She moved when she was 11. - I lived on 183rd Street.

I'll have what Alan is having.

- Why not? - Because of God.

A Kermit can do your taxes. If you need a root canal, Kermit's your man.

Wanna spend the night in a motel?

until the smell drifts into the hall.

Nice to meet you... lra.

- But I would be proud. - But I would be proud.

♪ Walking in a winter wonderland

there is no point going out with someone I might like

What's so bad about this? You got Dick Clark. That's tradition.

She works in his office. She's a paralegal. Her name is Kimberly.

When someone's not attractive, they're described as having a good personality.

- What? - Forget about it.

- "Won't You Come Home, Bill Baby?" - Kiss the baby!

- She moved in with him. - How did you find out?

- Good. - I mean, it's so early.

They don't know that. They just met me.

- I felt strange about it. - Why?

"She lives in the next village...

- What happened? - He made a pass at me. When I said no:

Is one of us supposed to be the fox in this scenario?

35 years to the day after our first marriage.

- Would you like a pea pod with shrimp? - Thank you.

All this time... I've been saying... that he didn't wanna get married.

- I had to go. - He left.