Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That’s why he puts her on the plane. - She doesn’t want to stay!
of not expressing every feeling you have...
- How are you? - Fine.
Sorry, I need a judge's ruling.
men and women can't be friends,
Grape?
AND "I'M GONNA BE 40" IN 8 YEARS
I thought he was coming to talk to my friend Maxine...
A couple of weeks ago I did a thing with hostages.
I was sitting with my friend Arthur Kornblum in a restaurant.
♪ With all your faults
- So I'm going to New York. - So something'll happen?
When you find the person you want to wait out the apocalypse with, You want the apocalypse to begin as soon as possible.
And we're talking in this Ethiopian restaurant she wanted to go to.
- Enjoy being with her? - Yeah.
- It doesn't work. - Hi.
where Arthur would just happen to see it.
It's time.
Yeah. Well, you know.
When Joe and I started seeing each other we wanted the same thing.
Harry doesn’t even like sweets
Add a splash of Bloody Mary mix, just a splash
Or, alternatively, we could break it down by mileage.
He was a head counselor at the boys' camp,
- Joe and I broke up. - What?
- So what happened? - When?
Then when you say "No, nothing is missing," the person you're with...
Respect to my Hungarian family
Obviously you haven't had great sex yet.
♪ It's very clear
I don't think it's a matter of opinion. Empirically, you are attractive.
Best last line of a movie ever.
that I've marked to show the locations where we can change shifts.
- We just never should have done it. - I couldn't agree more.
It'd be easier if they combined obituaries with the real-estate section.
so still dating is not a big incentive...
♪ Then the world discovers
Right now everything is great.
Don't say a word!
Sally got the last good one.
You got Mallomars, the greatest cookie of all time.
- What do you want, Harry? - Nothing. Nothing.
I'll have what she's having.
♪ Don't be afraid to just phone moi
When you want to nap, but have hamster head.
He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
accuses you of being attracted to the person you're just friends with...
I am difficult
You're right, you're right. I know you're right.
- Well, yeah. Yeah. - Really?
Must've been the dismount.
Good night, Harry.
And they're three huge guys.
- I was visiting family. - In the Ambassador Hotel.
Difficult
He's sensitive, he's going through a rough period,
Last scene.
Boy, you sound really healthy.
- What do you want from me? - Nothing!
Well, I just want it the way I want it.
Oh! Hi, Sally. Sally, this is Harry Burns.
Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous And I had these days-of-the-week underpants
- Baby's breath. - Rosemary's Baby's... mouth?
I say I have an early meeting, early squash game.
- First you lived with Barbara. - Right, Barbara.
- I have to get this. - Harry, we're here for Jess and Marie.
OK, you're still as hard as nails.
Spare Pair is for everyday of the week… including Sunday.
That's too bad.
Who is he?
But I didn't marry Barbara. I married Marjorie.
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Democrats I don’t think they’re ever going to impeach him.
He just bumped into Helen.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Two mixed green salads.
OK. OK.
- No. - Did we ever...?
- Three. - Yes, please.
- That's disgusting. - I know. I feel terrible.
They had the days of the week on them and I thought they were funny
- He always wants to have sex with her. - What if they don't wanna have sex?
- ..for the City of New York. - What do you mean by a "wake-up call"?
I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.
No, I don't, but why does it have to mean everything?
Great! Friends! It's the best thing.
Spare Pair is for everyday… including Sunday.
- Then you got a divorce. - Right. Then I married Katie.
watch her washing the clothes.
What's so funny about that?
Or if we forget them, should we remember them?
I'm saying that the right man is out there.
A Milton can do your taxes... if you need a root canal, Milton's your man
The third time we met we became friends.
I thought it was like late '80s.
I miss the idea of him.
The wine they will share binds all their hopes together.
I'm sorry. This is Sally Albright. Helen Hillson...
Wouldn’t you rather be with Bogart than the other guy?
When I was single I knew lots of nice single men.
What're you doin' for New Year's?
You have to move back to New Jersey
At that moment I knew. I knew the way you know about a good melon.
we could still be friends, instead of drifting apart...
But sooner or later, you'll be screaming at each other
If Arthur ever left his wife and I actually met him...
When someone's not that attractive, they're described as having a good personality
- I need a kleenex - OK
♪ He sings a love song as we go along
Yes! Yes!
Fine! But let's just get one thing straight.
♪ You like tomato, I like tom-ahto
And the thing is, I... I feel really fine.
- The thought of not kissing somebody... - I'll kiss you.
I Can't Draw!!!
Grape?
and I said "Arthur, you see that girl? I'm going to marry her."
You all went to a met game together?
I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period.
Secret pilot fist bump? Hooray Dale!
- How are you, Harry? - Fine. I'm fine.
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I know. High maintenance.
'cause the sex part always gets in the way.
You read the obituary column.
- I'm going home. - You'll never get a taxi.
A faceless guy. OK. Then what happens?
He always wants to have sex with her.
Doesn't matter. The sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is doomed.
No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive.
Of course he likes it - he's a guy.
Thank you.
♪ And also lackaday
We got 18 hours to kill before New York.
They don't make Sunday
I like saying den. Got a nice ring to it.
- When he made a pass, you said no... - Oh, oh.
- It was! - Yes, it was!
- Harry, this is Sally Albright. - Nice to meet you.