Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't believe men and women can be friends.
- So am I. - I don't see anything wrong with that.
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Oh, yeah, right there.
I get the woman's point of view on things.
- How do you know it won't get worse? - How much worse can it get...
Hey, everybody! Ten seconds to New Year!
Yes.
I want you to know... That I will never understand the internet's propensity for foot fetish.
Go ahead. It's not one of my favorites anyway.
What does this song mean? My whole life, I don't know.
Are you finished now?
- No, no. - Good. Good.
and we're still married.
That's the good thing about depression - you rest.
I'm not that upset. We'd been growing apart for a while.
Baby talk? What's that? That's not a saying.
And the great thing is,
- then I felt suffocated. - Then it wasn't.
- Harry! - What?
Don’t fuck with Mr. Zero
Oh, God.
Not to repeat. Please, to answer. Would you like to go to the movies tonight?
I knew the way you know about a good melon
I'll make some tea.
A Sheldon can do your taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man.
- How've you been? - Fine.
Oh, God. I can't remember her name.
- When was that? - Six years ago.
"I Took Her To A Place That Wasn't Human. She Actually Meowed."
- I have no idea. - You have no idea?!
Ten years.
You're Right, You're Right. I Know You're Right.
Me trying to sleep I'll just stay up and moan
- Harry. - What?
That won't even get us out of Chicago. Nothing's happened to me yet.
♪ But you say ee-ther, and I say either
I rode up nine extra floors just to keep talking to her.
Call me…
Julian, help yourself. Have some more wine, whatever, OK?
- What? - With whom did you have this great sex?
Draw something resembling anything!
No, you're too busy being happy. Ever think about death?
Ale jandro
democrats for Joe I don't think he's ever gonna win
and then you know what goes through your mind?
Someone is staring at you in personal growth
How about you love me, too?
This is much better. Fresh air, I have the streets all to myself.
I don't know. He's just kinda faceless.
you make it impossible for me to hate you
- Why not? - What I'm saying is...
What are you trying to say?
- I never said that. I'd never say that. - All right, fine. Have it your way.
- What? What? - Nothing.
Yeah. But when I asked where she was...
I miss you already.
and it was the longest night of my life.
Can I say something?
Yes. Who is the fox?
- That's great! - We prayed for it.
- Who is she? - Helen Hillson. She's keeping her name.
I’ll have what Truth’s having.
- Who wants coffee? - I do, and I love you.
A: not at home...
'Cause we've spent so much time together.
I just would've been some woman you had to get outta bed and leave at 3am and go clean your andirons.
He was going with a girlfriend of mine...
I... I just called to say I'm sorry.
- You know what I found? - No, what?
If you could take him back right now, would you?
- So she's not attractive? - No, she is attractive.
and i hope you'll have a good evening, because i'm off sick to muck i can't work tomorrow i'm too buthered. i solely only reccommend that you take over tomorrow. yes i'll try my hardest i'll research in the nikki annex section ok here's a crotia.
"Give him some time. Don't move in too fast."
- You never get upset about anything! - Don't be ridiculous!
No, I miss the whole summer.
I've finally gotten to a place where I'm comfortable with just me and my work.
You made a woman meow?
He's never going to move
I'm entitled to throw anger your way. Especially when I'm being told
I was just walking by and I thought it was you.
♪ And their eyes will pop!
That's wonderful, Harry.
- You don't have a tumor. - How do you know?
I WAS BEING NICE!
Hey Jerry!!
♪ It had to be you...
Harry Burns. He's a political consultant.
- They haven't faked it with me. - How do you know?
'cause people were always crossing rooms to talk to Maxine.
- I didn't walk out. - Sprinted is more like it.
you wanna spend the rest of your life with someone...
and she would complain about how she and Gary never did it any more.
Well, the next time you're giving a lecture on social graces,
You know, it's funny. We started out like this, Helen and I.
Ooh that’s harsh