Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because they're gay

So, what are you doing here?

Listen up, homosexuals and so-called bisexuals...

[Making monkey noises]

But maybe now I've got another chance to get back in my son's life.

I guess I can fit in one more beer before the ceremony.

Oh no no no, I can’t find the rings

Trust me, I'm an expert hater.

Hank likes margaritas.

I don't see it. I'll show you how to do John Redcorn.

Dale, there's something I need to get off my chest.

I think the party'll be much more fun if you and I just stay in the closet.

-Nancy-- -Hank, it's been 20 years.

Make sure his full name reads:

Dale, what are you doing here?

Boy, does he feel silly.

I asked you a question. How can you have a son?

Yep, as long as he keeps his hands off your hot body...

-Pretty please. -Well, I guess I am the best man.

Dale needs to know his daddy is queerer than a box of birds.

aid that's where I saw it,

I never knew you could buy ties that weren't pre-tied.

But we were supposed to play Taboo with Gary and Mike tonight.

-he's my partner. -Partner?

-but I can't do that anymore. -No.

I'll let you all know how the deflowering went.

Are you gay? WHAT?! NO! I SELL PROPANE!

Dale, it is true. I'm gay.

Dale, forget I said anything. We were having so much fun.

Or was it the wine bottles?

You are embarrassing me in front of the whole community.

Are you in love with Nancy?