Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events.
Mr. D'Onofrio?
...so my mother had all my haircut records sent here to Mr. D'Onofrio.
But it says 8 a.m.
An example of the nepotism...
Wait. Send more underwear.
...like they do at Camp Hess Kramer.
That's what chess is all about.
- That sounds mean. - No.
...who had a chance to be an astronaut and gave it up.
...that a girl who's never played chess in her life just kicked your ass.
Don't worry, once she falls asleep, I'll spoon you like an armadillo. Heh.
...and then straight back down like it's gonna crash...
Can't do it on your own, you need someone to take care of you.
...and seeking validation of my opinions by asking, "Can you dig it?"
I have spent my whole life trying to bring order to the universe...
I can't help it, I feel like a teen heartthrob.
...because he has all my haircut records from my barber in Texas.
- ...and then you are good to go. - Fun time.
I'm wanted
I sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once.
Bareback and bare-chested.
...and you see a superstar like Tony Danza.
...from "I'm going to astronaut training" to "Sheldon can't get a haircut"?