Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sheldon, you're a grown man, he's a professional...

You know, I think this is a good stopping point.

Let me just take that away from you. Okay.

Thank you for letting me sleep on your couch.

Oh, no, I'm just here to get my hair cut.

So tell me all about your first day.

i know you mean well, offering the skills of the hill folk…

I was gonna freshen up for you...

Maybe it's time for you to shake things up a bit.

- Can I help you? - Yes.

I wasn't sure I was going to when the sandstorm hit.

- Oh. I love you so much. - Oh, and I love you.

- What are you doing? - I'm trying to get the hair out of my eyes.

But if I come out of this looking like a dork, it's on you.

Thank you for captioning my nightmare.

Oh, sorry, I don't know any dirty jokes.

...at the rate of 4.6 yoctometers per femtosecond.

To paraphrase T.S. Eliot, this is the way the world ends.

I would have laughed too...

You believe this guy?