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Sheldon, go to bed. You have work in the morning.
...people in comas are aware of everything going on around them.
Look at me and Leonard.
- Why did you get bongos? - Richard Feynman played the bongos.
- You read it as 0800. - Itdoesn't have an O in front of it.
- Can you pass the Parmesan cheese? - Sure.
They do men's and women's hair in the same room at the same time.
And most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.
it's clear now, I've been wasting my time.
It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse.
- I can cut it for you. - You're not Mr. D'Onofrio.
On a steel horse I ride
- Thank you very much. - You are welcome.
...but here in town, we don't churn our own butter...
You could go to my guy. He's at Juan-Juan in Beverly Hills.
I just pulled my turtleneck up over my head and waited for death.
I ate a butterfly.
...I'm guessing someone went back in time...