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That sounds dynamite.
- Having fun, Peter? - I put all my poker winnings on your dog.
I noticed it when he did an interview and said he'd be with Jane Fonda for ever.
And maybe with a condor! Yeah, then you'd have flying puppies.
Um... Uh...
- You're just having your period. - This court will now come to order.
I'm in. All right, Teddy. I'll see your CNN with US Steel. What have you got?
Oh, man! What does "neutered" mean?
- Let's call Pewterschmidt. - Let's take the jet packs.
Dog?
- Would you like a piece of candy? - I smell death on you.
Tom Jordan
and should never be allowed to see his children?
Feel the heat coming off of her genitalia. You could roast a marshmallow.
but lately I've just been having these urges.
like a transvestite yes thank you Ted that was the joke
Brian, I am VERY disappointed in you!
"On which we used to rely?
His March was 5 days.. I thank you Ted that was the joke..
This is like a Greek tragedy where a man chooses between himself and his children.
Bah! He and his ukulele shall go wanting.