Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You just tune this out, don't you?! Waa! Well, tune this out! Waa!

- Pack your things and get out! - I am never speaking to you again.

I'm going inside to have freaky sex with my prostitute with whom I still have 45 minutes.

That means a lot to me because you made it.

Oh, so I should treat him like a high-class whore.

Thank you Dobby, that was the joke

Mr Pewterschmidt, please can we still be pals?

I am gonna go back in time and stop Brian from getting it on with your dog.

- Are you ready, Brian? - I guess so.

Me too. I gotta be at Disneyland. We're ethnically cleansing the Small World ride.

It was aids. There, I just saved you four long boobless hours.

And I'll give anything to be with them. Anything.

A Miser Brothers Christmas

"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic. "

Why does she bother? Me and Lois's old man have never gotten along.

And he's going to incredible lengths to ignore me.

It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid.

I'm glad. It seems like everybody's having a lot of fun.

You're working through christmas!!!

I had no idea you could be so cruel. I'll never forgive you for this!

How Jay’s day started…

I just want you to know I am going to do the right thing here.

They are ants, Michael. They are ants.