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Look, can you tell me whether the navy is bombing any inland targets?
Henry‘s not very good with his hands.
Because we‘re beating ‘em 1 4 to nothing.
Hey, Klinger, you wanna get in on the pool?
Am I late? I had to change.
— Tackled. — No, | taped the wrong leg.
Father Mulcahy.
and at the end ofthe game, we‘ll settle for half.
You could make a little cross.
And carefully cut the wires...
— One foot! Can you imagine? — Twelve inches.
And the winner of the football pool is...
Wait‘ll you get our bill.
Douglas MacArthur.”
Operator, we‘ve been cut off. Hello?
|fwe blow up, I hope I rain down all over them.
Then, have you got any armature marked——
Father, this is the suit I was drafted in.
— Who‘s winning the game? —I don‘t know. We‘ve temporarily lost our country.
— That‘s why he became a surgeon. — Very funny!
Who are you shushing?