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Those of us that are staying behind are mighty grateful.
— Mattresses? — Right there.
Wejust have to sit and wait. Can‘t even get that game on the radio.
“F—Fox, S—Sugar,
Stay down.
I was saving this for New Year‘s Eve, but...
— Hello? — You‘re gonna have to speak up. Hard to hear with the game on.
One for the road?
All we know is it‘s a spring—cylinder type.
There.
|wish I could wink.
At the draft board, I ate the eye chart,
Yes, Commander?
— Then what do we do? — Try calling the navy.
and then gives it offto Tanker.
|won‘t say anything ifit doesn‘t.
How come my nurse needs a shave?
Ohio State—Illinois. Last game ofthe season.
One more yell like that and you and I will have interchangeable parts.
But first, remove the fuse.
You sure, Colonel? Those markings don‘t check out at all.
I‘ll open for two blues.