Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And do not save this for tomorrow ♪

How you gonna feel about it then?

You have something you want to tell me, I can tell.

is a score routinely bested by monkeys.

when I've got you slowly roasting on a spit,

Thanks... thanks, bro.

But if that rumor were true,

Barkley's House, 'cause evidently

A-Am I really expected to be able

and sending Lima's own McKinley High School Show Choir

♪ To see her in that negligee ♪

♪ Na, na, na ♪ ♪ A girly magazine ♪

And now, you see him, Titus.

♪ For a thousand years ♪

They're schools that recognize that a test score

that there's a part of yourself you want to keep private.

at Abercrombie's corporate headquarters...

I still can't afford it.

I think it's okay for actresses to be naked,

We just lost three weeks of prep time for Regionals, and

- I want to go clothes shopping. - Sure.

♪ 'Cause I believe ♪

the concepts for your pictures.

Guys, we waited too long!

Cut. I'm sorry, can we... can we just cut?

over your naughty bits.

♪ Because I say ♪

♪ Let me love you ♪

Please admit to my viewing audience

♪ Speak louder than the words before you ♪

You've come to the right place.

- Scene ten, take two. - And action.

All right, August is up next!

You name arms after guns, not shoulders.

I'm not ashamed of this centerfold.

Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?

They could be my signature thing.

Thanks for telling me.

there's not another girl on the planet.

You're kind of out of control.

I'm not sure I want to pose for the calendar.

I was telling you the truth when I said yes

"Santana Lopez, nude, lez, boobies, sex tape,

I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a diva or anything,

You want to be known for more than just your massive biceps.

♪ I have loved you ♪

People have to notice me, or else they never will.

to get naked for a calendar,

gambling addiction.