Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

gambling addiction.

and sending Lima's own McKinley High School Show Choir

♪ For a thousand years ♪

♪ Because I say ♪

We just lost three weeks of prep time for Regionals, and

They're schools that recognize that a test score

How you gonna feel about it then?

All right, August is up next!

Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?

You're kind of out of control.

Thanks for telling me.

And now, you see him, Titus.

♪ I have loved you ♪

♪ Let me love you ♪

over your naughty bits.

♪ To see her in that negligee ♪

"Santana Lopez, nude, lez, boobies, sex tape,

They could be my signature thing.

Cut. I'm sorry, can we... can we just cut?

to get naked for a calendar,

I think it's okay for actresses to be naked,

Thanks... thanks, bro.

♪ Speak louder than the words before you ♪

- Scene ten, take two. - And action.

I'm not sure I want to pose for the calendar.

A-Am I really expected to be able

the concepts for your pictures.

Guys, we waited too long!

You name arms after guns, not shoulders.

I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a diva or anything,

But if that rumor were true,

- I want to go clothes shopping. - Sure.

Please admit to my viewing audience

You've come to the right place.

there's not another girl on the planet.

Barkley's House, 'cause evidently

You have something you want to tell me, I can tell.

You want to be known for more than just your massive biceps.

♪ Na, na, na ♪ ♪ A girly magazine ♪

I'm not ashamed of this centerfold.

I still can't afford it.

at Abercrombie's corporate headquarters...

when I've got you slowly roasting on a spit,

that there's a part of yourself you want to keep private.

♪ 'Cause I believe ♪

♪ And do not save this for tomorrow ♪

I was telling you the truth when I said yes

is a score routinely bested by monkeys.

People have to notice me, or else they never will.