Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

After the break, a Fort Wayne squirrel who's also... a doctor?

Then forget the chair. You can lay

That what all great artists do.

♪ Had no example ♪

♪ Beauty in all she is ♪

I actually already made one out for you.

- Your chick magnets drew us in. - I wanted to talk to you about

with showing off their bodies, either.

♪ It's too soon to see ♪

Blaine asked me to look into something for you.

but, um, there's just... there's so many people here right now.

♪ You can't be blamed ♪

What you'll need for these is a personal essay about yourself

♪ It's been there for quite a while ♪

But don't put too much pressure on yourself.

♪ I'm not gonna write you a love song ♪

Turns out it wasn't too hard to track down, after all.

♪ I have loved you for a thousand years ♪

It's super romantic.

♪ 'Cause I would give the world ♪

and I-I totally understand,

should be honest and vulnerable and tell him

♪ Make or break in this ♪

because you are a hypocrite.

You may know tonight's guest only as the girl

I respect you and

Why on earth would you let me open that?

♪ I'll love you for ♪

She doesn't do nudity.

And I'm not really eager to start showing it off.

pick your months and work on your concepts.

♪ So hot ♪ ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪

Sexy teen imbeciles.

Come on in and have a seat.

Uh, for the record, Blaine has an awesome body

You mean, take off my clothes?

for performance-enhancing drugs,

Are you sure you're not overcompensating a little?

and become a singer, and without him I probably

Shoulders are part of your arms.

But it's all part of the same package.

And for once, Rachel,

I would have said it back.

But why don't you take that home and, um, just think about it.

♪ Oh! ♪ ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪

Well, it looks like someone's getting a younger,

Rachel, it's a student film.

or MITT or Stanford and Son

Mexican or Dominican, question mark."

Well... I guess we'll see about that.

topless or not. And do you know how I know?

what Lord Tubbington is thinking right now?

You've accomplished a lot more

I think Blaine should definitely be December.

I cannot... take this... anymore!