Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I'm not gonna write you a love song ♪

You may know tonight's guest only as the girl

should be honest and vulnerable and tell him

You mean, take off my clothes?

Sexy teen imbeciles.

Well, it looks like someone's getting a younger,

♪ 'Cause I would give the world ♪

pick your months and work on your concepts.

♪ You can't be blamed ♪

But why don't you take that home and, um, just think about it.

She doesn't do nudity.

And for once, Rachel,

♪ It's too soon to see ♪

♪ It's been there for quite a while ♪

and become a singer, and without him I probably

♪ Make or break in this ♪

but, um, there's just... there's so many people here right now.

I think Blaine should definitely be December.

♪ I'll love you for ♪

It's super romantic.

Rachel, it's a student film.

Shoulders are part of your arms.

Are you sure you're not overcompensating a little?

I would have said it back.

♪ So hot ♪ ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪

I respect you and

You've accomplished a lot more

for performance-enhancing drugs,

Well... I guess we'll see about that.

what Lord Tubbington is thinking right now?

or MITT or Stanford and Son

But it's all part of the same package.

Blaine asked me to look into something for you.

Then forget the chair. You can lay

Mexican or Dominican, question mark."

Turns out it wasn't too hard to track down, after all.

After the break, a Fort Wayne squirrel who's also... a doctor?

topless or not. And do you know how I know?

That what all great artists do.

- Your chick magnets drew us in. - I wanted to talk to you about

and I-I totally understand,

because you are a hypocrite.

Why on earth would you let me open that?

♪ Oh! ♪ ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪

with showing off their bodies, either.

I cannot... take this... anymore!

Uh, for the record, Blaine has an awesome body

♪ Had no example ♪

Come on in and have a seat.

♪ I have loved you for a thousand years ♪

And I'm not really eager to start showing it off.

I actually already made one out for you.

But don't put too much pressure on yourself.

What you'll need for these is a personal essay about yourself

♪ Beauty in all she is ♪