Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ He was warm, he came around ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
Your boyfriend's bare ass is on one of my vintage
♪ Let it hang all out ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
Thank you, guys, so much.
that don't require S.A.T.
- No, they aren't. - Okay, they're not.
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
To who?
in this calendar. We want you to fill them,
♪ I'm leaving, please believing ♪ ♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Behind your eyes ♪
♪ Why you at the bar if you ain't popping the bucks? ♪
♪ A reason to write you ♪ ♪ Write you ♪
♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
Give me sexy freedom.
Wha-What would you have done?
Hit it.
And now, you're Slutty Barbie asking Misogynist Ken
Well... I'm impressed; I'm not gonna lie.
Looks like I will have to play Grandma.
♪ You don't seem to know ♪
who once took horse estrogen
Overcompensating for what?
I look forward to my day in court.
♪ There's nothing where he used to lie ♪
♪ I thought I saw a man brought to life ♪
A sex tape that follows me around to this very day.
Look, this film is my senior thesis,
Thank you, and the Men of McKinley thank you.
♪ Uh, uh... ♪ ♪ With a little bit of ♪
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
We are going to make so much money!
You could be a personal trainer. You could...
Would you like me to tell him
♪ What true love can really do ♪
Booyah. That will exist forever.
You're going to be June and October.
and I'm going to be doing a topless scene in it.
I'm thinking about naming my shoulders.
♪ I don't want it for a minute, babe ♪
ever recorded at McKinley!
and-and... and maybe someday I'll be ready, but...
and then "C" for a little bit and then "D"
Why don't we do August with a few of the guys?
♪ I ♪ ♪ Will give the world to you ♪
and a kick-ass muscle shirt.
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
♪ A love song today ♪
♪ Ain't hitting the throttle and I'll be trying to do 100 ♪
You're looking particularly cute today.
would have never moved to L.A.
♪ Oh, oh...! ♪
Yeah. That was really good.
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
- Clearly, she cheated. - No, I did not cheat.
♪ You made a promise ♪
I'm exhausted.
♪ Hard to hold on to ♪
♪ He showed me what it was to cry ♪
so you don't get any athlete's foot on your junk.