Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just like he was already dead.

for the Burger Barn family and, I hope, for all of you.

You can come to my party tomorrow You can come

I mean, how small it looks from here, considering the...

Gilbert, why did he use two-by-sixes instead of two-by...

You don't hurt Arnie. You just don't.

Something unforeseeable?

Come on down, buddy. Come on.

And then there's Mama, who in her day...

Get me my birthday boy I want my birthday boy

Look at the little fellas.

Say it Say where’s Arnie

My son! Give me my son!

I want to be a good person.

Tell me what you want as fast as it comes to you.

You're hiding, huh?

I'm gonna go up there!

Say "Where's Arnie?"

Look! Look over there!

That sounds pretty good.

You know how I hate that.

Get your clothes off. Get 'em off!

So it's your fault?

Gilbert, come play with me up here.

Calm... I'm on my way.

Let's go see where you live.

I mean, this is a serious problem. We need to get up underneath here...

Gilbert, look! It's that girl!

Troubles at home. I'm sure you understand.

You're no joke, Mama.

No. This is what I want.

- Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. - Come on, Arnie. You can do it.

Yeah. Look at that.

My shoe done fell off.

The $30 Dial-O-Matic Food Slicer, a $ 160 value, right now.

I'm sorry about that.

- Look at this. - Wonderful!

Boys, here. Have some of Mom's cookies.

We hear this every time. Then after a couple of days...

- We'll take care of him. - You gotta keep an eye on him.

And then we'll probably... What?

Can we not talk about this now? Can we change the subject?

Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen my brother?

I forgot that that was where your dad...

All right, here we go. There you go.

- What is it, buddy? - I killed him.

We have to have a cake, Gilbert.

- Will you bring the milk? - I promise, Mama.

It's gonna take a crane to get her out.

- Come on, let's get that bath. - No. No!

When someone tells you they’re going to call you

- Thanks. - Hey. Hi.

- I want hot dogs! - We're gonna have hot dogs, honey.

which is now mimicked by every single fast-food chain in America.

I could go at any time. Teusday

I want them to come.

You wanna pick out some candy?

- Don't scare Gilbert, okay? - Okay.

- My hands are all... - Yeah, sure.

- I don't believe this. - Play the siren for me!

- No, I'm fine. - You sure?

Really, he means penis...

I'll come by tomorrow with the wood.

- Mr. Carver? - Who is this?

I'm not tired yet, Gilbert.

I haven't always been like this.

What did you do?

You just show up, buddy. That's your job.

Don't worry, Mama. Ellen, let's go.

Good job, Arnie! You did it!

I'm gonna be 18 years old. Wanna come?

Okay. Good-bye.

I don't believe this!

There's gonna be a crowd.

She fixed it. The camper's fixed...

What is goin' on?

Get some sleep.

I knew you'd always be there.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Dell's on the iron like...

I'm sorry if it makes you uncomfortable.

- How are you doin'? - Fine.

Ever since our dad was hung out to dry 17 years ago...

You never know. It could be the best thing that ever happened to me.

Don't you think it's time for Arnie to take a bath, Gilbert?