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It's a mystery.
What do you say, Arnie?
If we get on the road by Friday, we'll be able...
What's wrong?
You know, you shouldn't worry about it.
Sunshine? Where's my sunshine?
It's that new girl, isn't it?
- Thanks. - Can we go play now?
You're free, baby. Let's go home.
You're the only one without anything to do.
aking care of everybody else, forgettin' all about you.
Mama, I want you to meet somebody.
My drunk ass going to jail at 7 a.m.
Come on. You're goin' home.
What am I supposed to say to people?
How many more miles till they come, Gilbert?
You know what canola oil is? You probably don't.
All right.
That's why she needs a cane.
Carly wake up!
I don't care. Just get out of here!
I don't know. There's not so much to do here, really.
Do it for me, please?
- Help yourself. - Thank you.
Okay, son, it's a little dangerous up there. Come on down.
and then he just fell...
- Will you play? - Okay, we'll play.
It's that girl!
- Right? - Yeah, sure.
ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
You can't find me. Say it again. Hi!
Make your mom happy. Have some cookies.
to describe the sky.
Here we go. Thanks a lot, Jerry. Really sorry.
Poor Gilbert... cooped up...
- I got the groceries! - Be careful with them.
It's all right, Jerry. I got him. I got him.
- Jeez, I know that, Gilbert. - See you tomorrow.
- If she saw... - She doesn't have to work...
And we're not going anywhere, are we?
Have you ever been to Colorado?
Damn. Betty's got the car.
The general manager was there. So I says...
Attention, Foodland shoppers.
- Nobody hears anything. - Hi, boys.
- Come on down. - No!
And I know that you're ashamed of me.
Why?
That's when it all started.
Mine.
“-It’s The Last Time. - Yeah.” It’s The Last Time.
You'd try to play with him, you know, get him to play around...
- Right now, you get the... - What are you doing?
You're my night in shimmering armor, Jaybutt❤
- Take her out for a jog. - Tucker, she's a whale!
When after school activities get cancelled
When someone asks me if I want to go to the Gym
No, you wouldn't.
- Because you're Gilbert. - Because I'm Gilbert.
I'm not sorry. He's not sorry. We're not sorry.
I'd like to meet her.
I can't believe you.
Lord Jesus, by Your death You took away the sting of death.
I'm hiding! Say "Where's Arnie?"
I mean, how many times do I have to ask, and still no visit?
Gee, I don't know.
Wait a minute.
and we make harmless jokes about them.
- Hang on one second. - Okay.
and I don't.
This is good. Taste.
of you can go from clerk to cashier captain...
Well, he's dead.
You like gum?
Oh, I'll probably just...
I can't make another one. I can't.
Could you help me out later with the fridge?
.
I'm not coming down! I'm goin' up there!
We got the trampoline. Come on, boys. It's fun!
Can I have yours and I'll give you mine instead?
I want you to come meet somebody.