Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, sir. That's a temporary water hazard.

What do we really need Chip for, anyway?

BOBBY: And Staubach goes back to throw.

Streep would be a great ventriloquist. And so would you.

Is this part of your new act?

I'll never forget this. In this game, I had a no-hitter.

I'm training for the varsity squad.

Okay. Now, ERA, as you see here...

Hey, Slugger. That was my brother's name.

- Amen to that. - Dad.

That's a golf tournament.

The problem is Chip likes the sports pages...

Every boy wants to be his pal. Every girl wants to be his gal.

Yeah. He's all poo-poo jokes.

Bobby, Chip, you get Dale's spot. Bill?

I'll let you drive the cart...

But watching you up on that stage, lighting the place up...

I hate Adam Sandier.

Yes. I would like to purchase some chloroform...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[Camera clicks]

Hey, Dad. Guess who's the star of the Nursing Home Follies?

Okay. I'm gonna need $20 now. And $20 when it is done.