Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU WOULDNT HIT A 64 YEAR OLD MAN

But his neck wasn't really thick enough to play football, at least not competitively.

And, you know, if there's any lumber left over...

NANCY: Sug, are you all right?

TV ANNOUNCER: Base hit.

I'm gonna hang out here today.

You know, for the act. Me and Chip 2.

A froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride

Dad, this is Chip Block.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

What does "HBP" mean?

You know, the Rangers are playing the Yankees right now.

Aaron Fors Leland Grossman Bradley Trevor Greive Jess Harnell Lili Ishida Marc John Jefferies

Tee time is in two hours and eight minutes.

You got me. Unless it was eight.

is my "earned run average" which is very, very good.

[Wood chipper whirring]

You know, Dad, I could just use my sock and a magic marker.

These are my short pants from when I was three.

Yeah. I've still got a few more holes to drill along the scalp.

Nobody could do it today. Except maybe Meryl Streep.

Got to like that.

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