Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tee time is in two hours and eight minutes.

You know, for the act. Me and Chip 2.

TV ANNOUNCER: Base hit.

But his neck wasn't really thick enough to play football, at least not competitively.

You know, the Rangers are playing the Yankees right now.

Dad, this is Chip Block.

[Wood chipper whirring]

What does "HBP" mean?

Got to like that.

And, you know, if there's any lumber left over...

YOU WOULDNT HIT A 64 YEAR OLD MAN

is my "earned run average" which is very, very good.

Yeah. I've still got a few more holes to drill along the scalp.

[Ominous instrumental music]

You got me. Unless it was eight.

You know, Dad, I could just use my sock and a magic marker.

NANCY: Sug, are you all right?

Nobody could do it today. Except maybe Meryl Streep.

A froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride

I'm gonna hang out here today.

These are my short pants from when I was three.

I think I'm gonna be sick.