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Because this thing feels amazing.
Ow.
Oh. Whatever. Either way.
We can't...
Sterling, I know I may not say this very often-- Or ever.
Oh, come on, Ray. What's the big deal?
Involuntary labor is just a temporary measure.
No, no! No, even if they kill me, they can never kill our dream.
Moving. Yes, and how can I help you not ever do that again, please?
He was really good in the simulator. Right up until he crashed it.
Don't say "whordiot." We hate that.
Tell me, if you kill her, who's gonna bear our Martian children? Huh? Trish?
Okay, you heard him. Uh, I heard him tell you to do it.
Commander Kellogg, there are three women on the Intrepid.
I mean, if you're having a legitimate problem with your vagina...
KELLOGG: Keep moving. Make me-- Ow!
No, we got a loan modification.
Heh, heh. He said "meow."
An idiot, maybe. Wha--?
There we go. Look, check this out.
A black astronaut, Cyril. That's like killing a unicorn.
Yeah, hi, it's me, Spacebot.
I said in, not on.
And guess how that turned out.
No man can judge me.
What? Wait, what's wrong with the sofa we already have?