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Hey, did I tell you guys I got a goat?
...or creating a utopia on Mars?
Or just run away.
So why aren't you A-holes down there?
...that you have between your legs in lieu of a penis...
Wait, put a pin in what?
You look at these and tell me they're not perfect!
What the--? COMPUTER : Security breach, Pod 6.
To shoot that c bag in his face
...to serve as our base while we begin the terraforming.
Although, I guess it has been a long time.
Didn't you hear him? He said--
Now, we heard some mention of babies?
Don't get me wrong. I'd still do her.
No, not-- Well, okay, yes, technically.
Then you can join the, um...
DRAKE: Say "dwarven technology" again! What the--?
GUARD: Fire!
GILLETTE: Okay, you're the prettiest! Come on!
Yeah, can Cyril die after shutting down the tractor beam, or...?
Oh, now he's indignant.
Or both.
ARCHER: Cyril, it's all you, buddy. You got it. Climb, climb.
I’m going into stasis… Wake me when today is over.
And-- Malory!
Oh, please, you'd do...
Oh, hey, hon, you're breaking up.
ALL: Aah! COMPUTER: Sink rate, sink rate.
I'm sorry? Unh.
Preferably above 72nd Street.
Lana, let's go!
No, he doesn't.