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I'm trying very hard to not completely lose my shit on all three of you right now

Bo Callahan's our future.

You to the 3 people in your downline who have been telling you for the last 3 years that they're going "all in".

Well, if you're askin' about his knee, it's stronger than ever.

What knock did you find on Callahan?

- Come on! - That's what I know!

- Yeah. - Good.

Did you trash my office?

I don't know where Ali is.

And that's the only hope we have.

He benched 250, 25 times.

Stupid enough to give us more than he should.

We were 6-and-10 last season.

the Cleveland Browns select

the Cleveland Browns are now on the clock.

Tony Bagel. How's my favorite strength coach?

Post Management Meeting

Go back in the war room. Your tapes will be here shortly.

God damn I love the brownies

The cheerleaders love him. The fans love him.

What did you just say?

67 yards. Touchdown. Ballgame.

Man, this kid is strong. That's impressive.

- Tom must go! - I'd just appreciate it if you could...

We have Brian Drew.

We've seen that footage, like, two million times.

First-round pick next year.

He wants to talk to him right now.

Number one pick?

Does that look like me?

Take us down to that.

Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt. I can come back.

No, not what I'm lookin' at. Try again.

WE HAD A GREAT DAY!

Are we on the clock?

And did I mention that Bo loves playin' in the cold weather?

Looking downfield, staying calm.

He gets swallowed up by this huge, ugly nose tackle.

You've Gone Rogue You've Gone Renegade

I can tell you what I just told you, he's some of my finest work.

You know about those?

Defense doesn't make a splash.

- Very impressive, Anthony. - Thanks, Bernie.

Their safeties are halfway to Abilene, thinkin' they got this thing iced.

I'd love to talk with him, Chris.

Until about 10 minutes ago, I don't think any of us thought this was possible,

I've never gotten a chance to see what a team I put together can do out there.

We just got off the phone with Houston. They're at 15.

Ask me what game it was. Ask.

I think he’s a bust

About this! About this thing! What's wrong with Callahan?

I'm trying very hard to not completely lose my shit on all three of you right now,

Say it with me You pancake eating m*therf!cker

What else do we need?

Their best player. And three number one picks.

Great! You're welcome.

You'd consider a trade?

- Ali. - Ralph.

If, by the end of the night, you still wanna quit, then quit.

It's fourth and forever.

Please don't shout.

Sonny, I hope you're listening. You better be.

Not the team you're puttin' together in your head, on the fly

Son of a bitch.

Haven't I been telling everybody that that's what we need, a running back?

I'm trying very hard to not completely lose my shit on all three of you right now,

Can we talk football?

That's pure Roethlisberger. He's pro-ready. End of story.

Because Molina thinks you coached the Cowboys.

- Your opinion. He plays in my system. - He doesn't block!

God, he took pride in the weirdest things.

this guy comes two years after supposedly saving San Francisco

- Listen, I know you're mad. - I'm not mad.

Winning is everything, sir.

Okay. I will get it, okay? I will get the Callahan tapes.

You're gonna be a Brown!

I don't know. Haven't made up my mind yet.

- We're on it, Sonny. - All right, Sonny.

Do you think Ali heard me?

I hear a quarterback is a good thing to have.

- Got a question for you, Tom. Straight up. - Sure.

The Cleveland Browns now have the sixth pick and are on the clock.

They're all calling for your head.

How come you never told me that before?

When real estate is going good

Well, I guess you didn't ask him then, when you called him behind my back.

Watch what happens after what?

and he's slidin' down towards number seven...

Because if you're not sold on Callahan,

A return man to help out on special teams, and, Rich, just like we wanted,

- Well, you gotta give me some time. - Time?

I didn't say that.

The time he has left at home with my mother,

- Maurice Castillo? - And draft picks, okay?

APES to Hedgehog’s “We live in a different World than we did 30 seconds ago.”

Can you imagine, scoring three first-round picks and Bo Callahan?

Well, shit, that'd work for me.

- Good morning, Mr. Molina. - We can hear you.

Good night, Barb.

One of the amazing things to me is that, in the midst of all of this losing,

$30 million, Sonny.

Say it with me Self Care

having the team go and move to Baltimore, go there and win,

- What? - Just please come with me.

Are you finished?

Watch me sack him four times in one game.

"Agent just called. Browns trade for number one.