Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

he had a big dinner for his 21 st birthday at some restaurant.

Where’s Barrett?

C'mon, Brian. Don't listen to Coach. Don't leave.

Everyone says that, Bo.

We live in a different world than we did just 30 seconds ago.

Coach Penn has a Super Bowl ring.

I had my choice of teams to coach, Sonny, and I chose this team, okay?

You’ve gone rogue You’ve gone renegade

That nobody on an 85-person squad attended a party thrown by the captain?

I also remember that he beat you.

Here's the Commissioner.

and I express my opinions on the matter.

- Great job. - Was I all right?

I can't tell you that, Jeff.

No doubt about it.

But the cops came and they took everybody's name regardless.

I hate rookie quarterbacks. They're stupid and they're scared.

- I'm not gonna hold it against you. - Tom must go!

You have 10 seconds, but then I gotta go to work.

and realized that my boys had done nothin' wrong,

Those guys are not the reason you look like an asshole.

Brian Drew, back at quarterback, where he belongs.

They couldn't believe the balls on him.

Did you have a fire? Or...

- Will do. - Okay.

- Don't you wanna know who that kid was? - No!

Good, good. Well, try and enjoy this part if you can.

We got a trade.

was send a copy of their playbook to all the guys they were interested in.

You want to spread these goddamn ashes, you do it tomorrow!

"Save this for when I win you the Super Bowl."

Tom Michaels is holding.

we live in a different world than we did 30 seconds ago

So slow it down, Sonny.

I don't really get jacked, I just manage the cap.

the best thing for this team, this season, is me.

Jesus Christ. You were right about me, Tom.

You know, I think back, Deion,

- Can you hear me? - Yeah.

The only downfall is this guy got into a little skirmish.

Did it cross your mind, did you think it might be maybe important

To be honest, Jeff, it's a character thing for me.

God Damn It, I Love This game!

Yeah. It was just so noisy downstairs, I had to get a few minutes of quiet.

Yeah. Women, they're like...

I think so, too.

Well, Geez, Nick, at least act like you texted me, all right?

You should at least seriously consider what I'm saying.

I need you to make a splash, Sonny. We need to sell tickets.

We take Ray Jennings.

We like what we see.

My dad's doctors told him that the stress of coaching was gonna kill him, so...

Already fascinating twists and turns

He's even better.

to watch his son run this team into the ground.

- That's how we do things in my family. - Sonny.

You let him believe that his only son would just fire him?

America……..

Come on man, Say it with me. You pancake eating muthafucka

He loves the Dawg Pound.

I'm talking shifts, plays, protections, snap counts, alerts, check-with-me's,

Bish, did your teammates come to your birthday party?

You never told him?

Make me a deal, Tom, at six, and you get your boy wonder.

Are you as jacked as everyone else around here about gettin' the first pick?

I'm not in a gang.

- What? - You heard me.

- Your dad drafted me. - No, Drew, I drafted you.

We're runnin' a football team, whose offense was ranked 28th in the league last year.

Would you believe, he wants his ashes scattered on his field.

and shit-show Johnny over here doesn't have a goddamn clue where they are!

Hey, Ali. How're you doin'?

Just deal with the call and handle lunch orders.

...that, eventually, this is going to be our year.

Talk to me about Vontae Mack.

Things get outta control.

Women are tricky. Problem is, they're smarter than us.

Well, it's big.

God damn it, Ralph. Just tell me.

His mom's a homemaker, his father's a medical malpractice lawyer.

This is a good deal, Cruse

Bo Callahan's gonna be the son I never had.

We had a great day!

Yeah, in the third quarter, after he stripped the ball from Callahan and scored that TD.

- Jesus, Rick! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Wow. - Yeah, "wow."

Mom, that's not her job.

- Division II. ...I say he averages, like, three per day.

You're gonna be a grandma.

38-point Cavs loss? Wtf?

WE LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WORLD THAN WE DID 30 SECONDS AGO

Anything at all?

We live in a different world than we did last night bobcat

A lot of people said that Elway was too strong,

I find it odd that nobody on the team was at their teammate's 21 st birthday party.

I chose to coach this team.

You're going to the Draft?

I love being here, I love feeling the energy, and I love having the number one pick.

Yeah, yeah. What name do you want the Commissioner to say?

Hey, Anthony. How are you doing?

I need a punt returner.

We live in a different world than we did just 30 seconds ago.

Because Vontae Mack just tweeted it.

Look forward to meetin' you, sir.

Try and keep a sense of humor.

Well, congratulations, Jeff.

He'll be helping you today because Rhona got mono.

And if they don't do that in that time,

He used to coach the Cowboys, you know?

Make no mistake about it.

Instead, it's a toss out to my man Ray Jennings.

That's what you decided to do?

He's the surefire slam-dunk number one pick.

Look, I lost my head, okay?

But ask me what your boy Bo Callahan did.

Because Shad think you can GM the Jaguars

I made you a fair offer and you told me to enjoy my pancakes.