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Dad!
- Perfect. - Yours is the next table.
I can't reach him. They say he's in intensive care.
Would you like to learn to sail? Really to sail?
- Twice as big as I'm used to. - She don't know that.
Dumb Swede
Well, well, well, renter.
We'll be home early!
Where are we going? I'm starving.
Wouldn't you like the Reverend Archie's personally edited Bible in your home?
- Hey, excuse me! Hello? - Sorry, pal, I'm late.
Way to go, Bob!
- Watch me! OK, Dad, here I go. - This is gorgeous.
Ah!
OK, fine. Bye.
No, we got the right of way. Let him move.
Motts table!!!!
Come on through. I'm Joe Public, welcome to my beach.
Cinco Scully's Catches-of-the-Day.
You're still a non-smoker, aren't you?
This thing must be pretty good for $80.
- Where do they go? - Let me help.
We name vessels after women to remind us to treat them gently, like ladies.
Mom, they whistled at us. Don't look!
Traitor!
Impose! What are neighbors for? Come on!
- My feet are burnt. - Just hop, honey, just hop.
Number two-eight-two-seven. The Barnacle?
- There are things we can do. - Like what?
- Can we go home now? - You said you wanted to be a sailor.
Lobsters?
I see several of them are drinking their coffee. Why not look at the menu?
... he was about a half a length ahead.
- Excuse me. - How does it look?
You understand that?
That's it! How could I be so stupid?
- Bananas? - A little.
Show us what you got. And Stan, no arguments.
Aah! Similar?
- Why not? - Why not what?
I wouldn't take this cheque from you if my children were starving.
We're gaining on him!
- You want some? - No.
A Lufthansa jumbo is in that space. What are you trying to do? Mate us?
This is just great! Wow
Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies, Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain...
- Perfect day for sailing. - We're not sailing today.
- We should rent it every summer. - OK, I'll talk to the guy in the morning.
Gregg told me about this island with excellent shells. Can we go?
Swimming? Gee, I forgot my bathing suit!
- But I love this house. - I know.
Cinco catches of the day
- You said I don't hear or listen to you. - Dad, it's for you.
- I'll be right with you. - Right, coming.
Son of a bitch, why don't you come back and try that again? Moron!
Get up there!
- This was for you. You're not having fun. - Are you having fun?
... with a teasing hint of Dijon.
I’d just like to say it’s a terrific place to be free-loader. Me and T-bone have had a blast
Pellet!
OK, sweetheart, get down. Am I glad to be here!
Nobody, silly! I just recently had them enlarged.
- How's that? - Fine.
- Daddy, I have to pee. - Now I know what I forgot.
I know what we're having. Lobster!
Again, we have some of the best skippers in Florida.
I don't know... I used to sail when I was a kid, but I can't sail.
Welcome to the 12th Annual Citrus Cove Regatta.
Got you!
- I told her never to say things "suck". - Look!
Enjoy.
- I got a small plane here I can't find. - Jack...
Look!
- Here we go! - All right!
OK! Sit here for a second, sweetie.
Of course!
Great! We live next door to Democrats..
- A-ha! Yes, I do! - You do?
- Help yourself. - Thanks a million.
Is that Mooresy?? - Yeah, he's waking up.
You win, keep the cheque, we go home.