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Loud, eh?
What is this? What is this?
There he is, Captain Al Pellet.
The Three Bears! Who are you?
It's just kibble. Do you have a vacuum cleaner?
You're not at fault. I am! I'm the one who said I could sail. I can't sail.
There they are, just like the old man said. All right, let's go! Come on!
It's still dark.
You can't control her. You've got to give yourself to her.
Dad...
Don got a divorce last year. Have a lovely day, darling! I love you!
Yeah. How do they look?
- I hate the sun! - I know.
We can't! I have a date with Gregg to go to the regatta!
Honey! Can you come up here a minute?
- Look at the water! It's beautiful! - I told you I'd find Florida.
This must be yours.
- I gave up a power tool for those. - Christmas is right around the corner.
I want to teach my son to sail. Is there another place we can rent one?
It's Begin For Time Hello Parents
Come in.
Great. We live next door to lifeguards.
- Canalla! - Called the Barnacle a garbage scow!
Yeah? Why don't you tell that to Bobby?
- We'll show people in the stands! - Word from the Committee Boat.
Come on, Arch!
Jack, nobody cares what you look like in a bathing suit.
Get out of here!
Come and get it
I'm glad, too. Bobby wanted this blowing up. Can you finish it?
I embarrassed him for life. Right now, he's wishing you were a widow.
- Ready to cast off? - You bet!
- All right! - Can't wait to swim in the ocean.
but 50 per cent of the pant...
This could be the one.
It's the filthiest version of you I've ever seen.
I'll be here.
- Hal, can't you pull some strings for me? - The Agency gave you a mandatory five.
I'd like to propose a toast. To my new friends.
You fooled me!
So you’re telling me my girl won’t sail!
- Know what your trouble is? - I have to lose a few pounds.
- Didn't I see that on your restroom wall? - Yes!
Yeah, I...
- Look at these glass pieces. - Mom, this is huge.
- Damn! - What's going on? What's happening?
Let's go!
Will there be weeping and gnashing of teeth, or?
Dad, get dressed. We're going out in a speedboat today!
- She's a total pig! - Thank you!
Trim the backsail! Come on, hustle! Ease the after guy a little!
I'm a sailor.
Slug up the foreguy.
I did not hear that horn!
The guy who lent us money. He invited us out on his cabin cruiser. Feel like it?
- We should have brought shoes. - I can't walk any more.
You couldn't beat my dinghy.
Good to see you. What can I get you?
Hello?
- Trousers? Is that legal? - I don't know if it's legal, but I like it!
- Good. Sign this. - Get your mother to sign it. I'm late.
Oh, I'll feel that in the morning!
He's a squid stick!
- Mainsail's too tight. - Ease off on the main.