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You're acting this crazy all over a boy?
If you were surprised, I wouldn't know it, since you've plucked out all your eyebrows.
You really want Lily to think women are weak?
No, unlike you, I didn't engage, and I avoided a fight.
Lily, I'm so happy to hear you say that!
Thanks. So a karaoke bar, huh?
No, you got to blow off some steam.
Wow. And that is for ever forgetting that you are the best husband.
It's probably why I keep tearing up that bathroom.
But if that's one of the things Andy liked about me,
You grill the bread and the corned beef separately.
No, no. It's fine. We can take a nap.
Um, in all the bathroom confusion, instead of my multivitamin,
Did you drink that while it was still on fire?
- And you're gonna go and sleep in the couch. - You serious?
We can start at this western place where I know the bartender.
bought me at my first baseball game.
Oh.
When you were stressed as a kid, you used sing Madonna in the living room.
*gasps* where is my hip swinging monster? Ha ha ha I stole you fool
# Express yourself #
We'll take the check, please.
I can yawn. It's 2:30 in the morning.
We have five minutes to answer.
We've passed this mattress already.
(laughs)
Ay, no! This is stuck! Come help me!
- Push! - (both screaming)
News flash-- Yes, you are!
I shouldn't have pushed you.
We've had so much fun tonight.
Oh. What's that for?
Or an underwear model.
No, you don't. The only Manhattan--
I learned something tonight that I feel like I need to share with you.
TomTom. Is that Cherokee?
Oh, no! My birthday Rolex!
Europeans are always napping.
Eighteen red. Ahh! So close.
Hey, sweetheart, you're such a big eater, aren't ya, huh?
There's nothing I won't let him do in the B-E-D.
(gasping) (beeping)
Second tip-- stay active.