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in order to pay Facebook to promote my fake stories.
[ Groans ]
that it can make a lot of money.
Butters, you can't just make stuff up about us.
Get him, kids!
Because you victimize innocent people
It's a lot harder than you think!
could you tell us who you are?
You think you're just so smart don't you?
full health and dental for all employees.
Yeah, but he's saying he doesn't ever get his own movie.
Netflix. You're Green Lit. Who Am I Speaking With?
(. car activations bleep. )
Zuckerberg is the key.
As I got older, my powers only increased.
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
And being a superhero means you keep believing in that money
[ Laughs ] You saw me walk right through that police barricade,
and Token doesn't poop in girls' mouths!
netflix, you're greenlit
You see, what we do here is utilize Facebook
We need to strike while the iron is hot.
Shnn!
You too can benefit from pandemonium.
Dude, listen, we don't have time for this.
and you are a part of that franchise plan, okay?
Everyone, can I have your attention please?
and pee in each other's mouths.
You know what I say we do?
Why?
In phase two, we do "Coon vs. Fastpass,"
Can't let you into town.
I think that's Mark Zuckerberg.
All right. Everyone here wants to see my style.
#629748 #899640 #389844 #719712
And thusly, we're growing bigger every day.
Bad user alert! Bad user alert! JustACuteFoxieBoi, explain yourself now! I don't trust you anymore...
Facebook says it's true.
BAD USER ALERT! BAD USER ALERT! I HAVE A BAD USER WHO KEEPS STEALING MY PROJECTS! HIS NAME IS MEMECREAMSUPREME! GO TO HIS PROFILE RIGHT NOW AND START REPORTING HIS CONTENT!!! And MEMECREAMSUPREME, IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS, YOU ARE BANNED FROM YARN FOREVER!!
We invited you to come speak
-What? -What's going on?!
and defecating on girls while they sleep.
[ Doorbell rings ]
I have never witnessed this style before! [ Grunts ]
There's plenty of other places you can go, sir.
JIMMY: My name is Jimmy Valmer.
And my friend Kyle,
and saying we like, burn the American flag
For those few who don't know,
[ Laughs ]