Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, but there's no way someone exists in real life

-[meowing] -But the love of my life is Momohiki!

-Re-- Really? -Yes, really!

[Riri] All kinds of serious hotties agree to start appearing around you.

Huh? You okay? What happened?

[grunts] Either way, the boat is sinking.

-Mom! Where's Momohiki? -Huh?

I get to play my video game

No worries. It's my first time here. I'm excited.

-Hm, he's right over there. -[yelps]

…but to give up and leave me alone!

What is this? Brainwashing? Some sketchy cult?

Don't worry about that, either.

PRODUCT TYPE: VIDEO GAME

[Anzu grunting]

I'm really sorry! I'll pay to fix it.

What about my chocolate?

So I can make sure I get paid.

I don't want her to get the wrong idea from me.

-Hey, karaoke tonight? -[giggles]

This is the only way that'll get you to prioritize cuties over your cat.

In-- In real life?

Look at that. You didn't read the explanation

That uniform… No way!

[breathing heavily]

as long as they're made for women. Isn't that right, huh?

PRODUCT TYPE: VIDEO GAME

And I want you to come with me.

-[Anzu] Chocolate! -[seller 2] We're closed today.

They will be confiscated indefinitely until you achieve

-So, congratulations! -[gasps]

[stomach rumbles]

despite having no romantic experiences

What the heck is with this terrible game?