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We are.
Sorry. You're right.
Hitting me in the balls With a tiny little hammer
Why? I just want you to tell me why.
Now I spend every fucking minute praying to be somebody else. Somebody I'm not!
...you had that goofy look in your eye and you just...
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Oh, honey, can't we just go to dinner?
...the wife, through the eye holes.
Just one picture! Kids, get next to him!
...shittily written review and you shove it right the fuck up...
I don't know, you seem abnormally calm.
- How you doing? - Good. Great.
Okay, let me think.
Is that good or bad? Riggan!
They have coffee here.
- I don't care. - Yes, you do! You care.
You're an asshole, Jake!
Believe or not, this is power.
Come on. I've been helping Lesley get off book for a month.
The button's on the bottom.
- No, I didn't do it. - Okay, I'll write you're denying it.
Just find me an actor... a good actor. Woody Harrelson!
And the next time you screech...
The husband, the old man, was depressed for the longest time.
I was rolling around like a maniac in the sand...
- I know. - It was weird, but it was kind of cool.
We worked like hell on them through most of the night.
It's not important, okay? You're not important... get used to it!
I'm sorry.
I'm great, actually.
And he was yelling, I love you, I love you, bitch! What do you do with a love like that?
Fuck.
I love this city.
Because you threw a kitchen knife at me...
She does. Yeah. She can even sit or stay or roll over, if you have any treats.
The guys in publicity...
Terri!
You see the woman at the end of the bar?
And then they were on my chest and all over my legs.
I'm not sleeping, like, you know... At all.
Don't call me Mike. Call me Mel.
...and comic strip characters.
It's just on a cocktail napkin.
- Happy? - Yeah.
You threw all the guests out of the house and you threw all the furniture out the window.
Actually, you did.
Before people started to forget who was inside that bird costume.
- Good. - Thank you.
As soon as we announced he was taking over, the advance doubled.
Another blockbuster.
...hitting me in the balls with, like, a tiny little hammer.
Well, I know how much this means to you.
Our perfect dream actor is not going to knock on that door and go,
But long after you're gone, I'll be on that stage...
Pretty good. Yeah, I'd be a lot better if I could get...
...one hour till curtain. Why don't you rest a bit?
Are you drunk?
Everything's the same, I guess.
- How about Jeremy renner? - Who?
- I'm a theater actor. - I don't give a shit. You care.
Well, of course it won't.
Too much? It's a little bit too much.
- You understand where her head is at. - Of course.
You destroy a genius book with that infantile adaptation.
Eddie! What are you doing here?
wrestling with complex emotions, 'cause that's what we do.
Bye-bye... And fuck you.
...and an hour later, were telling me how much you loved me.
Would you like to know why?
...through most of the night.
Shut up! Fuck you! Shut up!
- Are you finished? - No.
Why do you act like a dick all the time? Do you just do it to antagonize people?
By the time I got down to the hospital, this kid, this fucking teenager, was dead.
You had a career, dad, before the third comic book movie.
Lesley? Uh, Lesley's moving on.
Out! This is a personal matter! A personal matter!
So, who are you?
Dad?
You want me to call somebody for you?
- You're riggan thomson, right? - Sorry to interrupt.
What are you, 78?
It's my chance to finally do work that means something.
Then I'm just standing here with my cock out.
Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.
What's wrong?
I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know him.
Oh, sorry.
It was a preview! Nobody gives a shit!
It was killing him.
...trying to be somebody I'm not!
No, I don't...
He beat the shit out of us. But at least when he was beating us...
A little note.
do you know what this is? Do you even know what it is?
None of this costs you fucking anything.
No, it's just sometimes you don't consider other people's feelings.
- Get up! - Back away!
So we took the old couple up to the O.R.
Well, it's a good theater.
You suck!
That's good bird, man!