Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck!
...from day to day...
no, I get it, I understand. She needed to have a dad...
You have any idea the people who have walked on these boards before you?
Annie? Clear the theater, send everyone to dinner and give me some lights!
Why would you...? For this play?
The water was full of jellyfish.
Look at me. I was drowning.
I can't smell them.
This is good. You want some?
Do you have any idea how crazy that sounds?
Intimidating, isn't it?
The studio will call, we're going to get book deals... you'll see.
What the hell was going on up there?
Look at these people, at their eyes... they're sparkling.
How do you know the lines?
Idiot.
or a car, and just start shooting.
- That's all she's had, so she's confused. - Yeah, I get it.
Now, please, do me a favor, I'm begging you... don't fuck it up!
Fuck.
Under the bed at home, I think.
- Did someone call 911? - Do not move him! Wait for an ambulance!
Don't do it.
I mean, what are we doing here?
How long is the intermission?
Now go out there and do what you were born to do.
- I thought he was doing the thing... - he quit. Or got fired.
Hey! Is this for real, or are you shooting a film?
- I will call the police. - No, you won't. Let's read your fucking review.
Fuck you!!! Shut the fuck up!
...so you look like a kid with a plastic toy when you point it at me.
Bleeding's the most honest thing he's done so far.
And the French ambassador's coming.
Yeah, good, right?
- How do you know? - He told me.
- I have to go shopping again. - Just sew something, you old fuck!
- Truth or dare? - Dare.
Ask her what he did after she left him.
He just woke up.
- shut up! - Just don't do anything stupid.
Jimmy! Jimmy!
...the way to dusty death.
I'm finished!
Why not?
You're happy about this?
Really?
...r. Kelly bad.
- By Tabitha Dickinson. - Read it out loud!
...that barthes said....
And he told me it was because he couldn't see her...
No, I'm actually not. You do look hideous.
You never know the particulars. I think what...
Cool.
What's so funny?
They talk about Ralph? He did it. The motherfucker did it.
Where you going, man?
We can't afford to lose any more money and we can't afford to lose Mike.
Message to Queenisabitch
How did we end up here?
...to adapting Raymond carver for the stage?
Because you can't see this thing if you don't know how to label it.
Sorry I'm late. Sound like love....
Neither of them has clean underwear.
There's a distance to it all now.
How is he?
To be fair, you make it really easy.
I don't believe this. The unexpected virtue of ignorance?
You'll glimmer on thousands of screens around the globe.
- How are you, Larry? - Better now you're here. Take off your clothes.
This place is horrible.
I made it happen.
I'm telling you, this guy's heart was breaking because...
Where you going, man? Was that too much?
That was amazing!
Dad.
Threatened to sue us.
You said it was a sunburn.
But I'm not going away. You know I'm right.
How did he screw up shooting himself in the mouth?
You occupied a theater which might have been used on something worthwhile.
Pimple-faced gamers creaming in their pants.
Your stage? Let me tell you something.
We all should be ashamed when we talk like we know what we're talking about...
...if I ever give you a bad performance.
The only opinion that matters in New York theater is hers.
- ...and dancing midgets! - You can't say midget anymore.
Yeah. The kind of love I'm talking about is....
It's a beautiful day.
...but we will eventually, because that's the only way I'll get a chance to say I'm sorry.
Okay, listen. You're going to get hit with a brandishing a weapon charge.
Bang!
- ...a serial killer. - Or Justin bieber.