Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not sure that I said thank you.

You don't, do you?

Come on. Stand up!

- What's wrong? - He's an asshole.

Sir, you did not pay me!

I didn't want that baby.

- Jake. - Yes. Ask me if he sells tickets.

Yeah, I'm having a beer.

They drive me fucking crazy.

But I think what you're saying is love is absolute.

I can't speak for your play, but... Let's do a little bit of it.

Now I spend every fucking minute trying to be something else, something I'm not.

Smells like balls.

This is what's left! I'm the answer to a fucking trivial pursuit question!

How do you always manage to find a new way to humiliate me?

They're lighting candles for him in central park. Turn on the TV.

...he's going out on that stage and risking everything.

Okay, Mr. roth, please hear me out. Will you?

- Wow, thank you. I appreciate it. - I'm just kidding.

You're anything but invisible. You're big.

The man was crazy! He was capable of anything!

That was a present from the crew. Don't fuck with them... they're union.

Don't fuck with me, Mike.

Your zipper's down.

A pint of whiskey, please.

What do we talk about when we talk about riggan thomson?

I'd be afraid I couldn't get it up.

- I have a lot riding on this play. - Oh, is that right?

Flames. Sacrifice.

Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions.

Where is Lesley?

Feed me a line.

...and don't tell me how to do my job.

That wasn't an accident.

now is it true you've been injecting yourself with semen from baby pigs?

Sixty's the new thirty, motherfucker.

I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know him.

The only thing that's real on this stage is this chicken.

...since I was a little kid. And now I'm here, and I'm...

You have a terrific ass, and I noticed that.

...malicious, cowardly...

Remember our last anniversary party?

...and all of a sudden, I couldn't remember why we broke up.

I'm going to kill your play.

You're a global force! Don't you get it?

Fuck you. Don't put me on the spot.

By the time we were done with them, we just, you know...

Where are you going?

- Holy shit. When can I meet him? - He's with Larry now.

No, absolutely not. That's why...

- Leave me alone. - You were a movie star, remember?

- Listen... - no, you listen to me!

Amazing, amazing.

Okay, look, look. Listen to me.

How's that for truth, you dick?!

...in an 800-seat shithole like this.

- Truth. - No, it's too late.

...grasping at the last vestiges of his career.

Thanks for coming in on such short notice, Mike.

Stop saying we!! There is no we!

I'm tired, dude. I can't do this anymore, Jake.

- What are you doing? - Nothing.

Actors equity is a very strong union, sir!

This is the theater, sweetheart. Don't be so self-conscious.

Tonight wasn't bad.

He used to carry this .22. We lived like fugitives then.

You've got to be shitting me. Where is it?

Wait. Will you fucking wait?

Tell me. Why do I always have to beg people to love me?

- I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you say that. - Okay.

I told them the first thing that came into my head.

hey, fellas, when do I start?

Do me a favor. For once in your life, honest to God, shut up for a minute.

I mean, the plane was rattling and shaking.

Riggan, this is what you wanted.

Now, you're the director. Get him under control.

Hey, Sam! What did you feel like the night your father tried to kill himself?

Riggan, look at me.