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Yeah. Yeah. I think I cut my hand shaving.
Oh, I didn't expect you to just jump right in.
Look at that!
- Mike's available. - Mike who?
Riggan.
You mistake those noises in your head for true knowledge.
I knew what Mike was capable of and I brought him in anyway.
I need it to feel real, okay? I need that intensity.
That's how you got me into this shit!
A douchebag's born every minute!
You know, I've always dreamed of being a Broadway actress...
- That would've been good. - Shut up!
Look at all these roses.
Thank you for coming out. Thank you. We're expecting some great pieces.
I can't....
I just wanted to be what you wanted.
You're an imposter here. Eventually they will figure you out.
Michael fassbender.
- Shut up. - More than this piece of shit.
...full of sound and fury...
Yeah, well, I wasn't...
no, um... when I was in rehab, they made us do this.
- No. - And you never will.
Entitled, selfish, spoiled children.
...They're fucking in a motel room.
...and the sound of birds...
sam sharing his feelings
No.
I was a kid, in high school...
...had a car wreck, out on the interstate.
That's so fucking lazy. You're a lazy fucker.
That's a shame.
Yes.
- Shut up! - Eddie, please!
Miss Dickinson.
Shut up! Shut up and listen to me for once!
Mike. He said it's for his character... part of his process and that shit.
- Get up! - Ow! That hurts!
There are things more pathetic than that.
I should probably tell you about this before anybody else does.
...want a times feature, which is the worst idea right now.
This is about being respected and validated, remember? That's what you told me!
I mean, who the fuck are you?! You hate bloggers, you mock Twitter.
In the days before Nick's depression started to eat away at him...
...right into their camper.
...straight into the water.
These are people who pay half price to watch us rehearse. Stop caring.
What do you think?
He's here.
Well, she is a little... Something.
He stole your front page. He's stealing your show. He thinks you're a joke.
Listen to me. Let's go back one more time and show them what we're capable of.
...but I don't want her running to her father saying you showed her your junk.
Mr. roth? Okay, don't leave, please.
The money came through. I just need to transfer it into the account.
It was love, Mel. To Eddie, it was. I don't care what anyone says.
I can't.
Anyway, like I was saying...
Poor creature.
There is a three-block line of people waiting for you.
And here's the thing... you have four lines after that
That's going over to Ms. Dickinson.
Don't write what she said. I didn't put any baby pig....
You are...
You're such an asshole!
It is a tale...
It's pathetic.
Why aren't you saying anything?
Break a leg, Mr. thomson.
Look, none of this is your fault, okay?
Truth or dare?
After a while, I made myself numb, so.... but my...
It's going really well.
- Can I sit down for this? - Yeah, sit. Good idea.
Who did that to you?
I don't exist.
We have no actor. And if we cancel the preview, the press will smell blood.
We worked like hell on them...
Why?! I just need you to tell me why?
I don't know if you noticed, but that was 1992!
I'm trying to do something important!
Jump!
You're no actor, you're a celebrity. Let's be clear on that.
A man becomes a critic when he cannot be an artist...
This guy didn't pay me. He's fucking crazy!
How's that going?
No, I mean here. Now.
- Welcome aboard, Mike! - Thank you, captain.
Is it? I don't know.
This is my town and to be honest, people don't give a shit about you here.
- What are you doing here? - Just tell me why.
All you have to do is...
Jake, it would have been a disaster. That guy's the worst actor I've ever seen.
We can't afford to lose any more money.