Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm thinking of refinancing... - no, I heard you. I just need a second.
When I imagined myself on Broadway, I never saw the dancing reindeer.
I never would have expected it.
Places for the final scene, riggan.
You were fine.
You're an asshole.
He's an avenger.
You'll find out.
I'm self-absorbed? Look at you.
Come on, people, don't be so pathetic.
If you weren't afraid, what would you want to do to me?
Mel and I had been together five years...
Shit!
Oh, my God.
Bones rattling! Big, loud, fast!
That's a label, too. These are all labels. You just label everything.
Why did we break up?
You sure it's mine?
...trying to make yourself invisible behind this fragile little fuck-up routine...
Me, too.
There's nothing in this milk carton! Your performance is fake.
These dashes represent the six billion years that the earth has been around.
- You fucked Janet rossbach in our bed. - Skip over that part.
What is that?
What the hell happened?
It's the same.
- Are you... Okay? - Why?
I'm not even here.
Well, guess what? There's an entire world of people
I will never get that image out of my head.
...and I'm lucky to have you.
Now two million people agree with him.
...it'll explode into millions of eardrums.
We'd have made great parents.
Sir! Sir! Where are you going?
You are doing a play based on a book written 60 years ago...
So I went up to the mouth hole and I asked him.
Some drunk kid plowed his old man's pickup...
Really? What is it?
- Let me see. - No way. You look hideous.
- Who is this guy? - He used to be birdman.
He shot the nose off his face!
Is blood coming out of his ear?
The blood that has been sorely missing from the veins of American theater...
Jesus Christ!
...signifying nothing!
Really?
This isn't a backlot, riggan, this is New York City. This is how we do things.
You really don't give a shit if people like you or not.
Yeah. Yep.
What'd he do now?
Look at me.
So I'll tell you what. You take this fucking...
I think we should cancel the preview.
- I think we need to talk. - No, no.
They were laughing at us.
You're a lazy...
This is the theater, honey. Don't be so self-conscious.
Real blood.
Get him the fuck out of my play.
I did the work, I raised the money and I arrange the press!
I'm going to go home.
don't worry about it. He's a handful, huh?
First preview tomorrow.
I need the money.
You are lame, riggan...
Sam and I are going to grab a bite after she's finished.
- No. - You said dare.
Is that what this was?
Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
Everybody says, oh, Mike is so honest. Mike is so motherfucking truthful!
A billion worldwide, guaranteed! You are larger than life, man.
Look at that.
I was in the moment. I thought you were, too. I'm sorry.
Or not.
Terri, I know you're in there!
When bro says that he wants to build china gate in africa
- That's, uh.... - Tabitha Dickinson, yes.
So...
Not really.
No amount of booze or weed or attitude is going to hide that.
I did, yeah.
I told you to stop, you fucking animal.
- Oh, my God! - Right?
Don't be a dick. Give me an autograph.
But my body doesn't seem to agree.
Happy? I'm fucking euphoric!
Good. That's terrific.
...have lighted...
When we first met, you made a comment about my ass.
Shut up!
Hey, aren't you riggan thomson? Holy shit, let me get an autograph.
Yes! Yes! The kind of love that I'm talking about, it is absolute!
What do you mean?
- Lesley? - What?
It's like a candle burning at both ends, but it's beautiful.
Or not.
Oh, you're such a doll. Thank you. You're so sweet.
Oh, God.