Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...is casting his new film, and.... Don't tell anybody.
Where is it? I can't believe this.
Birdman! Hey, birdman, whooo, look at that!
I'm the one keeping this afloat!
Never mind.
You're a movie star, man!
He was fucking drunk, man.
The prince of Saudi Arabia's bringing one of his wives.
We handed these poseurs the keys to the kingdom.
Are you at all afraid that people will say you're doing this play...
I've been so preoccupied with all the....
Do you have any idea where you're going?
Riggan!
creeps in this...
Alchemillas. Or something that smells nice.
And you're directing and starring. That's ambitious.
...you want to know about real love, there's this old couple...
Whoa! What the hell is going on?
Just make it go away.
Breathing in, I embrace my anger.
Can we discuss this like two mature artists? What is the big deal about...
I got to take it. I got to.
You got it.
You headed to Hollywood, Mike?
You made it.
- Do you need to...? - No, it's fine. Just sit here for a second.
Would you mind having a picture with us here?
You'd have to know the particulars. Particulars sounds like my grandmother.
That didn't seem to be a problem for you onstage.
He was ready to die for it.
What are you doing? Where are you going?
- Let's play a game. - A game? What are you, eight?
Okay?
That means something to who?
...and look around, so I could see the street the way I used to when I was your age.
Get the fuck out, you assholes!
I don't have it. I should have just been there with the two of you.
Is that a threat? What wheelchair?
This took balls.
What is it? Look at me. Look at me!
Wait... you know my lines, too?
You fucked with the period, you fucked with the plot so you'd get the best lines.
Mine, too.
This play cost me everything.
...fools...
What about you, Nick? Does that sound like love?
...I thought it was a pretty fun crowd, huh?
And you know what? You're right! You don't!
Why don't I have any self-respect?!
This isn't the '90s anymore.
I'm sort of hoping it was Lesley.
Sure, yeah.
And, let's face it, dad...
Kind of scary, but it is comforting.
...and he's making a fortune in that tin man get-up.
Right before he did it, his eyes were so sad and lonely.
- Let's really do it. Let's fuck. - No, are you crazy?!
Son of a bitch, your days are numbered!
...to even attempt real art.
- You've had more than a few. - What, are you counting?
That's a joke, right?
...yeah, I'm pretty sure it's yours.
If anybody talks to you about it, it was an accident.
Even after I told him the wife would pull through, he was still depressed.
Did you know farrah fawcett died the exact same day as Michael Jackson?
...that has already forgotten about you!
...that struts and frets his hour upon the stage...
'Cause...
Not because I didn't love Nick, and not because I didn't love the idea of it...
- You have Sam. - Not really, I don't. I mean, she's....
They were all over me.
I'm the wrong person to ask...
- But it's a full house! We'd have to refund... - just do it.
I was fucking miserable.
Eat me!
Sir, you can't go in there!
It's going great out there. You're so good. I mean it. I really mean it.
I got this little voice... Talks to me sometimes.
Can you imagine? I'm telling you, this guy's heart was breaking...
...for a thousand rich old white people...