Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, I'm thinking. - Fuck me hard. Just give it.
- Did you have to treat him? - I didn't have to, but I did.
- Music out. - ...Laughing at the whimsy of it all.
He's an asshole.
I'm gonna crab up on your ass and fucking choke you out!
Do it again.
...rolling around with that poncy theater fuck...
...but you can't.
Oh, you really fucked up this time.
- Right there. - ...Right there.
Yeah. Good.
- What are you doing? - Waiting for Jake. This is my attorney, Mr. roth.
Go figure that out.
We ended up flying through this really, really horrible storm.
Can you imagine?
I don't care.
I look like a Turkey with leukemia!
...george Clooney was sitting two seats in front of me...
He's doing the prequel to the X-Men prequel.
Great idea.
That's kind of hot!
Is it any good?
You haven't seen her. She's always around, watching everyone, like little miss creepy.
Okay, he's fucking terrible.
What the hell did you do that for? I liked that poster.
If you want the face stuff, it's not open till tomorrow. What?
When you get a rejection mail from a company that you don't even remember applying for
What's the matter with ME? What do I always have to end up begging people to love ME?
I saw you in hothouse at the geffen. You were great.
Is that crazy?
Look, you're my attorney. You're my producer. You're my best friend.
I wouldn't know. You'd have to know the particulars.
- I want to ask another question. - You already did.
- What's my point? - Yeah, what are you saying? Spit it out!
So we took the old couple up to the O.R.
Ask Nick. I want you to ask Nick if he thinks that's love.
You're not ready yet. That's fine.
It's like it's hitting me in the balls With a tiny little hammer
So you wrote your own lines, huh?
No. Okay, okay. Everything's too small.
Look, I'm the wrong person to ask. I only heard the man's name mentioned in passing.
He has a thing for nuns in diapers.
Bullshit. They don't know you, your work.
And then I tried to drown myself.
Just sign it.
Tells me the truth.
Eddie.
So...
- A lot. - A lot, exactly! Fuck you. Yes!
What are you doing here?
...when we talk about love.
Okay, then jump on my face!
I'm just not capable of that kind of...
oh, no! That's the thing... I'm the wrong person to ask. I think it's, fuck you.
What are you going to do, replace me?! Get fucking Ryan gosling or some shit?!
This is what you wanted, wasn't it?
You wouldn't believe the crowd outside. They said some people paid up to $500 a ticket.
You have the press in your dressing room in a few hours.
Music out. Cue 34, 35 ready.
Just do it. Give it to me.
As you're probably aware, barthes said:
Truth or dare?
And you act like it doesn't exist.
I rode with him in the ambulance to the hospital.
Marginalia? Are you kidding me? It sounds like you need penicillin to clear that up.
That's what you always do... you confuse love for admiration.
- We are not dead. - Oh, please, just stay dead.
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One million, three hundred thousand hits in the last 2 hours.
Jeremy renner! He was nominated. The hurt locker guy.
She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass.
What do you think I should do?
Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask! I don't even know him. What's your point?!
Is he breathing?
Hey, apart from that, uh...
You think he'd do it?
You fucking prick.
Don't make me feel self-conscious about my marriage while my wife is sitting...
How'd you know I'd be up here?
Why do I always... Beg people to love me?
Life is but a walking shadow,