Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...told by an idiot...
...a sad, selfish, mediocre actor...
Why don't you get your wings and your bird suit?
you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do.
That's cool.
You people are full of shit!
You ready for your last preview?
- I have a Twitter page? - Yeah, I set it up today.
You didn't see what I just saw.
Yeah, well, I mean...
The kind of love that I'm talking about, you don't...
It's a full house. We're sold out!
Geraldine page. Helen Hayes.
You're saying what? You're saying love is absolute.
That looks nice. Anything but roses.
Fugitives are scared, you know? Fugitives are on the run.
Is it true? Scorsese?
Nobody gives a shit but you!
Me?
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah?
who fight to be relevant every single day!
I just wanted to be what you wanted.
Hey, birdman!
We're pursuing financial remunerations for the injuries...
This is Broadway. And I'm here, finally.
...because he couldn't turn his goddamn head to see his goddamn wife.
- Really? - Yes!
Oh, Jesus. They called me for an interview.
- We've got a put-in tonight. - Who?
Sorry, I can't talk. I'm late.
Yeah. And the new pope, too.
No, no, no. You did good. Are you kidding? You did great.
I don't care.
Hey, Sam.
Let me tell you guys something about real love. I'll tell you something.
It's a little bit too much. I can tell, because you... I just want to give you a range.
How do you want me to do that?
I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It won't be the first time I've been humiliated.
You don't, do you?
It's your house... do what you want with it. Just be there for our daughter.
Birdman can act.
Ed! Eddie, Eddie, don't do that!
What kind of flowers did you want?
I'm going to get a vase for the flowers.
I think maybe I deserved it.
You don't get to come here and pretend you can write, direct and act...
What do you mean?
Good luck with that.
Breathing out.
Is he fed up with the subject? Deflecting guilt over the marriage?
My father was a mean fucking drunk. You understand?
...and I'm lucky to have you. Okay?
Oh, my God! You know who that is?
...I just wasn't ready to love myself.
You know what I'm talking about.
Here... I don't know what that is, just take it.
...he never knew I was pregnant, and I never intended to tell him.
...did not mean I did not love you.
Give me 10 minutes to grab my things, give me 10 minutes and we can... don't hang up.
Why would somebody go from playing the lead in a comic book franchise...
- He's good, huh? - He's incredible.
...about intention. It's just a bunch of crappy opinions...
Okay. Look.
- Do theater critics love him? - They want to spooge on him.
It's first preview tomorrow night. Let's get to work.
Hey, that's on me. She's a friend of mine.
Working with riggan thomson's like waltzing with a monkey?
...you are not doing this for the sake of art, you're doing it to feel relevant again.
Hey, Jimmy, you got a smoke?
I got a chance to do something right.
holy shi...! Where are your underpants?
- Come on. - Yeah.
All that matters is what she writes about us in 500 words in the times.
You'd have to know the particulars.
You're drinking?
Where are you going? The understudy'll be here.
He'd call me at the hospital and say:
I drove out to...
Hey, buddy. How you doing?
You're fucking, so fucking annoying! Shut up!!
That's not love and you know it. Why do you insist on calling it love?
Hey, man, can I help you?
Truth or dare?
Is it true? Shiner?
- Horrible. We'd have been... - ...Awful. We'd have raised...
You hear me?
fuck you!
...is now being done by laundry detergent commercials...
- Seriously? You want to ruin a nice moment? - Do you remember?
Even after I said to him, your wife's going to pull through, he was still depressed.
I'm the wrong person to ask, he says, but what's the intention?
...he had no idea I was pregnant...
She has a great ass. I have news for you, too.