Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's playing you.
Nothing matters until that old bat from the New York times comes opening night!
Are you laughing?
No, I'm good, I'm good.
How about that, huh? Did you see that coming?
You can do it.
You're becoming a trending topic.
...no more!
Everything. You've been doing a really good job, honestly.
Where did you read that?
You know, it's great.
No, you're birdman.
Because I hate you, and everyone you represent.
Callow. Callow is a label.
But I wasn't.
Fuck.
You want to get on your knees and unbuckle my belt,
- No, I won't. - Okay?
...by constantly trying to convince me that I was special.
Now I spend every fucking day...
So that's what tonight was about? You wrestling with complex emotion?
- Aren't you scared at all? - About what?
But your...
If the 2nd act is half as good....
Fuck.
What?! You've got to be kidding.
You told them the first thing that came into your head? Right.
- you don't know what the play's about. - I do know.
I didn't think he could do Broadway.
I think you're saying love is absolute.
None of this even matters. I don't exist. I don't exist.
Well, that's a fucking lawsuit.
- Truth or dare. - Oh, come on.
It was me. I was drowning. I'm just not capable of...
Larry? Larry?
...but after the opening tomorrow,
What are you trying to prove? You're an artist? You're not.
Shave off that pathetic goatee. Get some surgery!
Things that are happening in a place you ignore...
She's trying to stay away from everything and everyone
I think they're trying to remind us that that's all our ego and self-obsession are worth.
...to battle the impression you're a washed-up superhero?
It's a dream sequence.
Why Raymond carver?
I don't feel threatened at all.
Thomson has unwittingly given birth to a new form, which can only be described as...
- We got the cover of the arts section! - Fuck the arts section!
Nothing. Two years, and he's never said anything like that to me.
Riggan, you don't have to be a great father right now. You just have to be one.
- Mr. thomson. - Steve.
- The sun bed is here. - What does that mean?
Forget about the times... Everyone else has.
Tonight was about seeing if it's even alive, if it can bleed.
There's a distance to it all now.
He's doing the next hunger games.
...you don't try to kill people.
.
That clown doesn't have half your talent...
The one who looks like she licked a homeless man's ass?
Let me put the blood rig on.
- We hired an understudy. Use him. - No.
It's just been so crazy around here, you know?
He got a new nose! And if doesn't like that one, we'll get him a new one!
I'm not fucking you! I'm riggan fucking thomson!
You suuuuck!!
you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do.
Eddie, please, just... Just give me the gun.
He's a Hollywood clown in a lycra bird suit.
Blissfully untrained, unversed and unprepared...
For God's sake, are you getting drunk?
What do you have to do to get a job these days?
...without a raging fire or a raging hard-on. I'm broke.
- Does he sell tickets? - A shitload. Ask me if the theater critics love him.
Say what you want, but I know what it was.
I'll call his agent.
The blood rig should be good now. Be ready to go in two minutes.
- I'm sorry, what? - As a method of facial rejuvenation?
Well, you know, there's you, there's Jake, the masseur wore a condom...
You okay, man?
I'm thinking of refinancing the Malibu house.
I only heard his name mentioned in passing.
Thank the lord and pass the biscuits. I finally have an actor to dress.
Above them all.
People would've wanted to see that.
Yeah, it's fantastic, except for one thing.
I know. I really do. I get it.
- I remember. - Locked yourself in the bathroom.
...following me around and, like...
You said in the interview your father was a drunk like carver. Is that true?
Don't kill the messenger.
This is a big leap you've taken.
This is exciting.
Goddamn it! The motherfucker hung up!
Oh, shoot. I'm sorry.
...doing a play in Syracuse, and he was in the audience.
...what's going on with you?
- These lines are right here. - That makes sense.
- Listen to me. - No, you listen to me.
Tonight they were laughing, tomorrow they'll be tweeting. Who cares?
Take it easy, ed. I know this is hard.
I was just trying to give you a range.
- This is not important! - It's important to me!
- We cannot do that! - Of course we can! It's our show!
You tower over these other theater douchebags.
We are not dead.
or do I take it off and use it on you?
Yeah, I'm going to lay down.
You've been what?
You just wiped out the entire human race.
- Really? - I'm going to scare the shit out of them.