Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why did you do that?

The reserve is gone!

That was just me...

Nutcase Daughter

...your wrinkly... Tight ass.

I only heard his name mentioned in passing.

And I walked...

I really wish I hadn't videotaped her birth.

This set is fake, the bananas are fake.

- About what? - About your being special.

And I'm thinking, oh, boy...

Hollywood's heading here, tabby.

...he couldn't turn his goddamn head and just look at his goddamn wife.

That's Sam, my daughter.

Get off me! Get off!

I really wanted to be a mom.

you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do.

So break a leg.

Yeah? I mean, so what? That was it?

That's right, I was... I was just fine.

That takes a lot of balls.

And I just commented on it.

Hey, look, it's riggan thomson!

You know, I don't think this is for me. The whole....

No, no. I'm getting hard... feel that.

- An accident? - An accident.

Can we not do this, please?

Thanks for stopping by.

No, no, no. Me, too.

We have a full house. Jake just told me.

Get him out of here!

Okay. But you don't even know if it's any good or not.

...super-realism.

It's a thing I have. I don't know, it's a gift.

They're laughing at me.

I want to know something.

You want to fool around with me?

I mean, it was killing this guy.

Poor ed, my ass! The guy was dangerous!

What are you doing up here?

Christ, what a nightmare.

Yes. Okay, yeah! The kind of love I'm talking about is absolute.

That's why they call them previews. That's where you figure out what the play is.

- Ed.... - I don't exist.

What's the matter with me? Why do I always have to beg people to love me?

- Something soothing. - It all smells like fucking kimchi!

What are you doing here?

I'm sure you will...

That's when I knew I was going to be an actor. Right there.

...through the eyes. Couldn't see his wife.

It's pretty glorious.

You're kind of a great mess.

- What is this? - Chunky peanut butter.

And he sent this back afterwards.

It doesn't matter.

And billions of flies eat shit every day! So what? Does that make it good?

...I guess the question we should ask ourselves is...

I'm glad you're an actor and not a writer, 'cause that was, like...

What is wrong with you?!

So just give it to me as a fuck you. Lay it on me.

Tomorrow's my first opening night on Broadway.

I really am sorry.

I'm happy! He's alive! My best friend is alive! And...

Come on. Just get the contract done. Please, Jake. I'll get the money.

You could jump right back into that suit, if you wanted to.

Forget the understudy. Cancel the first preview.

Riggan, listen to me. Please, for the love of God, listen.

I'll make something up. I'll think of something, riff. Hold on.

Are we good here?

- Yeah, really? - Yeah, I think people liked it.

- Out in front of the theater in ten minutes! - Don't overthink it.

Is it good or bad? 'Cause I really...

- Mike fucking who? - Shiner.

What part of this don't you get? You're dead.

If I need to be drinking gin, who the fuck are you to touch my gin?

You're not funny!

You spent your life building a bank account and a reputation... and you blew 'em both.

Don't you ever worry that I'll give you a bad review?

Do you know where to go?

...to the last... Syllable...

I was drowning. I'm just not capable of...

Knock, knock, knock! Terri! Terri!

Fuck. Actresses.

Well, get dressed. Riggan's daughter is hanging around... she might walk in here.

- Can I talk to you? - What's up?