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Was I really so bad?

Uh... hi. I know, right?

I knew nothing about girls.

I foresee aggressive growth in my future.

But this is just about me taking care of myself.

Ooh! Oh, I love this gym.

After he puked and cleared the line at the smoothie bar,

No, I was at the gym the whole time.

Wow, I can't decide if I'm thoroughly disgusted

So I'm doing sit-ups and she says, "All right, Marshall, just one more set."

Yeah, let's all punch Barney in the face.

we might as well take it off together.

So your investments are women?

Kids, back in 2007,

you just rocked my world.

&^%$#@@$%#*+&^_^

I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza.

It just happened 20 minutes ago.

Oh, I thought that was a figure of speech--100 push-ups,

It's Barney.Barney Stinson from Staten Island Boulevard.

Oh, my God, Rhonda?

No he isn't. He's 23 and he is really hurting, Rhonda.

I certainly didn't intend to hit that.

All right. Start with 100 push-ups.