Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Still bummed about the whole Rhonda thing?

I realized there was an emptiness inside of me that no amount of meaningless sex could fill.

I sat next to former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright at a benefit once.

Wait, wait, wait-- you don't think I have the yips, do ya?

You slept with so many guys.

This is the World Series.

- What is the matter with me? - I don't know.

Aw, coupon's on my dresser.

You know, Rhonda,

That kid had a tongue like a gecko.

I know you're not lying, baby.

running into you really got me thinking about the old days.

Please! Please, I just want to go home.

Hasn't been able to hit on a woman all night.

Stop. Don't overthink it.

You have to call her and quit.

Well, you know how it's hard for exes to be friends

I know we haven't seen each other for a while, but if there was any chance...

So I'm like, "Is this the last set?"

We tell you what to do.

We should totally join a gym.