Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just didn't wanna see you anymore.

[Myc] I mean, he would probably say the truth is a spectrum,

While you're at it, would you mind feeding my evil cat?

I'm confused. I… is sex happening?

Honey, denial isn't just a river I tried to steal with a laser.

You know, now that you mention it, Brett, everyone here is acting a little strange.

I made an explosive out of an Amazon Alexa.

Damn, why am I always attracted to crazy?

(Distorted): Reagan!

Reagan, this is not a long-term solution.

[slow electronic music playing]

[Myc] You were fucking hilarious last night.

But we use mind control all the time.

I didn't die in a tuna net on Deadliest Catch.

who killed my girlfriend? Where is he?

You use Cognito's resources to fake your own death

[crying loudly]

[trills, gulps]

[both grunting]

I'll never give up. Reagan wouldn't have wanted me to.

-Misandry strikes again. -Why?

Nice of me to drop in.

Because I have some very exciting news.

-Tagline worthy. -[Gigi] Mm-hmm.

It's amazing, right?

Glenn has totally destroyed our snack supply.

I've gotta topple some dictators after this.

Have I got an opportunity for you.

at the hands of the nefarious, uh,

I had to end it.

you need to be able to defend yourself in situations like this.

Girl, if you wanna really get rid of this dude,

[discreetly] Trust me, this is how I've helped

-Right. -Put it in your car--

You're supposed to be a secret agent.

during that whole flat-Earth pirate situation…

I can drain the employee pension fund,

and the only people who think you're cool are dads or people that didn't have dads.

Where is the confounded valet?

Well, hello, all.

Is the stove gas or electric?

after leading me on with all those gadgets?

["Tacky Humalong" by Frank Mizen & Chris Norton playing]

Okay, Rafe, now you just need to find the machine.

It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment.