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You know, if that's what you want,
(Distorted): Reagan!
[robotic voice] This is totally fine.
And then?
Better snap it up before Oprah does.
Rafe taught me how to blow up a vault with a motorcycle.
F it.
Guys, being dead? Best thing that's ever happened to me.
-[mysterious music plays] -[door lock beeping]
Pots and pans, plots and plans. [laughs]
[grunts]
[weakly] Yeah, this guy's a fucking legend. [grunts]
Reagan, I'm sorry for picking Rafe over the team.
Well, I was going to erase every woman you've ever dated.
[Rafe] Interesting.
(DISTORTED): NO!
Ugh. I don't know. Everything this guy says is horny.
It's way more evil. So we have to eliminate the competition.
Ugh, I've always wanted to be a superspy.
[spits, laughs]
-I've been shot so much! [grunts] -[sad music playing]
if you add each other on Facebook afterwards?!
I get to binge-watch TV. I don't have to answer any texts.
This bad boy's got some fucking firepower!
I'd do anything to spend more time with Rafe. Has he mentioned me?
May God rest your soles.
How about an unspecified time that never comes up?
Can we just keep things professional, please?
The blueprints for it are still at my volcanic island lair.
It was kind of a name came first, idea came second kind of thing.
-Come on, man. -Awesome.
and, uh, a seltzer for him.
What? No, my beautiful machine!
What are you going to do to me?
[yells]
After this, we can go back to our normal lives.
[door creaks]
[Myc] Well, you don't have to insult my goo.
Let's watch Meet The Robinsons (2007) No Meet The Robinsons (2007) We gotta watch Shrek (2001)
Are you still looking for an island where you can hunt interns for sport?
Driving a tank through a bombed-out Soviet village?
Okay. Now make your entrance as quietly as possible.
Sorry, gentlemen, just need to tie these laces.
What a heartless woman.