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-Fucking tight-ass. -[phone dialing]
(In slow motion) Reagan!
And why are you wearing a tuxedo?
-Ghost Protocol. -[eerie music plays]
You may have apprehended those pirates, but I got the booty.
[gun firing]
Fixing this is gonna take something stronger.
I was just trying to avoid being the bad guy.
Goddamn it, can't even enjoy my death in peace.
I was just trying to get something out of my system.
Just this week, I used one on myself
Wait a second. Reagan?
send zero signals, and just hope the guy gets the message.
I've heard the way you guys talk to each other.
you wish
Oh, thank you. Brett, was it?
he'd make me watch these Jordan Peterson videos with him.
science and feminine whiles
Are you sensing kind of a… vibe between these two?
-Initiate shoe-merang. -[Myc] Shoe-merang?
What the hell? Did you…
We'll track them down. I have my methods.
[phone pings]
Oh, well, I mean, not yet, but I'm going to,
Maybe take a pottery class or something.
and then he'd put me into a headlock, get insanely high,
Okay, bye!
Oh my God, a Spot-i-spy playlist.
"We didn't agree politically, but…"
Team, I'm not sure if you remember Agent Masters,
Choking someone out with a cumberbund?
[laughs] Please like me.
[Myc] Ha, I get it.
and now that we've gotten rid of the skull,
I'll take it from here.
You're boring! You're fucking boring, Steve.
But maybe yes.
[coughing]
You are a corny, regressive stereotype,
This thing can wipe your whole mind clean.
-[phone beeps] -Hello, Ann.
Rafe, it's time. Release the nanobots.
[both] Looks like a dick.
-Yes, that's basically it. -Okay, okay, I'm into it.
[electronic music playing]
I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.
See? You're all hypocrites.
[both] ♪ Baby ♪