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Carl Perkins.
You'd think they could get me a new uniform, man.
We didn't choose to be white.
Midwestern Air Flight 310, with connections to Cleveland —
I only brought two shirts. Get rid of some T-shirts.
over at Lansky's or somewhere like that.
Room 25 for the lovely ladies.
Taxi!
That's right.
Hey.
muscle magazine, ladies magazine.
Well, we-we discussed it, and he said that-that I could accept 10.
Thanks anyway!
What am I, fucking stupid?
Don't you think that's kinda odd, what with all the Chinese food they got?
I was already happy.
Great!
She's got this baby and everything, and I haven't met the baby yet.
- Oh! Matches. - Matches.
You're listening to Tad T. Tyler, the man who brings you wall-to-wall...
- Please wait. - Yeah, sure. You're welcome.
"Blue Moon."
You mean after all this shit, you ain't even my fucking brother-in-law?
Well, no, I don't wanna do that, but...
Oh, fuck. Don't get in my brother's shit like that.
Thank you very much.
- Hey, she's my sister. - I don't care. It's the truth, man.
I don't know.
Please. This plum from Japan.
"That's what I like. That's what I'm lookin' for.
No way! They're part of my collection.
You'd think they'd get me a new uniform, man.
Right now, here's another one recorded at Sun Studios, this time by the King himself.
Let's go.
It's been such a long time.
You fuckin' shot me! I don't believe this!
two white and one black.
♪ Sixteen coaches long ♪
Jesus!
If you took away 60% of the buildings in Yokohama...
♪ Train I ride ♪
Take it.
So that'll be really good, you know. Like, try a different town for a while.
No accident.
Shit.
Oh, go ahead.
So I decided to stop and pick him up.
Shut up, Charlie. I only winged him.
Really? Um, you would do that for me?
Our rooms are $22 per night.
'Cause she works in this beauty salon, so that'll be really good, you know.
I coulda had a heart attack or something.
they all recorded there.
Uh, yeah, I'll take that 10. Bet you he beat you.
The hotel is on fire.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
She's gone, man.
Then he gets really paranoid.
I guess I missed that bit of American culture.
No, thank you. No, no.
Thank you.
Now you look a little happier.
D-o-o-o-o, do, do, do, do, do-o-o, do- do- d-o-o-o-o-o-oo-O-o-o- (TRAIN BLOWS) DO-DO-DOOOOO-DO-O--D-O-O-O-O-O-O
Is it okay if I leave the light on?